FunkDeLaFletch

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[BareNakedCrypto 🫐, @BullNakedCrypto]

🦁🦁🦁August 2026 Tarot reading

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Page of Swords Reversed (Market Read)
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This card is often associated with:

Deception or misinformation surrounding the market.
Volatility without direction—lots of movement, little progress.
Manipulation by larger players while retail gets chopped up.
Premature trades—acting before the setup is actually confirmed.
A trap rather than the obvious move.

If I were reading this card in isolation for markets, I’d summarize it as:

“The market is lying.”

Not necessarily bullish or bearish—just that the apparent move is not the real move.

For example:

A breakout that immediately fails.
A breakdown that reverses into a squeeze.
News that everyone reacts to, but smart money fades.
Social media becoming unusually confident in one direction right before the opposite happens.

For crypto specifically, I’d read it as:

Liquidity hunts.
Stop-loss raids.
Fake trend confirmations.
Increased FUD or overhyped bullish narratives.

One thing that stands out is that the Page represents youth and inexperience. Reversed, it can symbolize immature market participants getting shaken out while more experienced traders wait.

If this card came up before a major macro event (FOMC, CPI, NFP, BOJ, etc.), I’d interpret it as:

Expect the first move to be suspect. Wait for confirmation before assuming the market has chosen its true direction.

That said, tarot can’t reliably predict future price movements. It can be a useful symbolic prompt, but it doesn’t provide evidence that a market will actually behave a certain way. If you’re using it as part of your own decision-making process, I’d keep it as a reminder to be especially skeptical of the market’s first move and to demand stronger confirmation than usual.

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@BullNakedCrypto Happy New Year! May all of the Naked Nation be profitable in 2026!!!

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Ah so this is why $SOL was moving weird last few days huh

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MONDAY MARKET UPDATE

pretty slow, not much to cover but def some good position to be opened up in the next 48hours if youre patient enough

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FULL 17MIN BREAKDOWN OF THE MARKET.
The most important video I've made
(since the last one I said was important)

Looking into the future for the next few days/weeks
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Will the bulls swing out of it?
Will the bears craw back?

Find out 👇👇👇

[FunkDeLaFletch @FunkDeLaFletch]

@BullNakedCrypto Many thanks bro

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MARKET UPDATE

That is all.
Watch it or don't.

USDT.Dominance finally hitting the 6.2 > 6.4 area
Now what?

[Philakone @PhilakoneCrypto]

I firmly stand by my target of $35K to $40K for bitcoin before December 2026.

[FunkDeLaFletch @FunkDeLaFletch]

@BullNakedCrypto Thanks for the big picture perspective - Man those 3min continues sell off candles from Tuesday/Wed drop were brutal!

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Also if you don't know

he's a sick indicator as well

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@BullNakedCrypto The Evil Eyes 🧿 🧿

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MARKET UPDATE

I think I have cooked the ultimate play going into into the end of the month

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USDT Dominance, Shitcoin weeklys are all cooking together

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No data was bullish… #CPI data next release is 11/13 #CryptoMarket #CryptoCommunity #NakedNation

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Everyone bullish on Gov Shutdown ending...

But just a reminder the S&P is still up from start of shutdown and it hit a new ATH during shutdown...

$BTC also pumped on US gov shutdown, but obv lower that where we started.

Just saying, no data = bullish
data could = bearish

(though once they approve ETFs/spot staking we should rally harder)

bull trap into tomorrow imo

[BareNakedCrypto 🫐, @BullNakedCrypto]

Everyone bullish on Gov Shutdown ending...

But just a reminder the S&P is still up from start of shutdown and it hit a new ATH during shutdown...

$BTC also pumped on US gov shutdown, but obv lower that where we started.

Just saying, no data = bullish
data could = bearish

(though once they approve ETFs/spot staking we should rally harder)

bull trap into tomorrow imo

[FunkDeLaFletch @FunkDeLaFletch]

@BullNakedCrypto Top to Bottom! #NakedNation!