Blue Ribbon Banquet

Dembo Shang Wang Mang Hang

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@ughbbqchips 👀

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Might just fuck around and buy a pea coat from Walmart

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when your drunk self makes plans that your sober self isn’t aware of until the day of. like a little prank on myself, except kinda fun :)

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some folks givin themselves too much credit with their Bitmoji and that’s the Lipton Iced Tea

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@ughbbqchips

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Out here trying to do my best Sebulba impression

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might have to fuck around and invest in my 401K 😎😎

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Wet willies are played out. Mix things up by putting your finger in your own ear and then in your enemy’s mouth.

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@ughbbqchips joy is for children and halfwits

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I’m sorry but I refuse to “pop off” only on occasion. I will be popping off all the time. I am entitled to my freedoms!!

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@Rondo581 been on the sidelines too long…

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this season is approaching… the season of… being back on my bullshit

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divest from natural gas. invest in natural ass.

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Your insta meme about your 2019 goals ain't inspiring me but that's probably cause I'm already EMOTIONALLY WHOLE AS FUCK

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Kiddie Pool Muhammad

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BITCH WHATS SNACKIN

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RT If u cry’d

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What good is the NSA's constant surveillance if they couldn't stop Weezer before they ruined "Africa" for us all.

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Looking back and remembering the U.S. could've been a global climate change leader like...

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