Super Bookkeeper

Bookkeeper Extraordinaire - I create Calm out of Chaos to your accounts. Bring me your plastic bags of expenses. I will be superhuman on your behalf.

[Super Bookkeeper @funkid1]

"Entrepreneus are simply those who understand there is little difference between obstacle and opportunity and are able to turn both to their advantage". (Victor Kiam)
How did you turn obstacle to opportunity?

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[Super Bookkeeper @funkid1]

@VirginMoney I had opened it at the weekend business instant Access but not on app. Don't have ccount number for it, can we do this privately. Your chat doesn't work either.

[Super Bookkeeper @funkid1]

@VirginMoney I used your call back service, excellent then put to another department, was hanging on over 30 minutes waiting then just cut off. I can't keep hanging on waiting for you. Please answer within 5 rings as we were taught in the past. I want my savings account sorted!

[Super Bookkeeper @funkid1]

@VirginMoney The agent put me through so probably didn't know. I can't keep losing money hourly to hang on. Will have to try at night!

[Super Bookkeeper @funkid1]

@VirginMoney You cut me off so are they ringing me back?

[Super Bookkeeper @funkid1]

@freetrade What has happened to the Watchlist. Every platform has one but you seem to have removed it. Please put back!

[Super Bookkeeper @funkid1]

Lower National Bowel Screening age for England and Wales - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/laUMrV4BC5 via @UKChange

[Super Bookkeeper @funkid1]

Make dental treatment free in the UK - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/qi37gtF90m via @Change

[Super Bookkeeper @funkid1]

Add your name: https://t.co/2r5TXjN7Hz

[Super Bookkeeper @funkid1]

I just signed this important petition on Organise, please can you add your name?

Increase tax allowance to £25000
https://t.co/0iR0pSLz1c

[Super Bookkeeper @funkid1]

I just signed this petition via @organisehq to raise the VAT threshold to £150k. Can you sign too? https://t.co/E2Ukv5Q4kI

[Sky News @SkyNews]

BREAKING: Prime Minister Boris Johnson admits the cost of living support is not enough, but says some money "is coming".

Read more: https://t.co/fTYnTtikX8

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[Super Bookkeeper @funkid1]

@VirginMoney I have now been hanging on the phone for 1 hour 33 minutes for you to answer. This is the 4th time of incredible waits. I think I may need to send you an invoice! Why oh why not employ more technical operators?

[Super Bookkeeper @funkid1]

@microsofttech do you ever ring from 0800 102 6785 to say don't turn computer off someone may have used the IP address?

[Super Bookkeeper @funkid1]

@quickbookpro1 why is QB so bad tonight. Won't load properly. Have to keep refreshing!

[Super Bookkeeper @funkid1]

@MartinSLewis Got an email. Wasn't going to get a Mastercard so wouldn't be using them!

[Think Cash! @TonyDaltonUK]

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[Super Bookkeeper @funkid1]

@HMRCcustomers when working out the payment on account for the following year?

[Super Bookkeeper @funkid1]

@HMRCcustomers I think we have to put any council grants onto self assessment return. Which box do they go into? Is it other income?

[Super Bookkeeper @funkid1]

@HMRCcustomers Sorry can I just clarify. If you have a tax yr end of July 31st you put the first 3 grants in your 20/21 return or just 1st. If the 3 grants are payable in 20/21 return this will over inflate the earnings for that tax year.Will this be taken into account..

[Super Bookkeeper @funkid1]

@HMRCcustomers Sorry does that mean you just put the first SEISS into the 20/21 tax year regardless of company year end and the others into the 21/22 year?