Matt McG

Gullible chancer and the catalyst that fuelled many a school staff room punch up. Teaching posh people how to dance since 1979.

[Matt McG @FunkMaster06]

@OfficialPVFC RIP Lisa … I had dealings through work with her some years ago. Always a bubbly and friendly girl to deal with. Sending my condolences to all of the family x

[Matt McG @FunkMaster06]

@dgriffinpix my first game in attendance at Chesterfield.. before DL .. remember it .?

[Matt McG @FunkMaster06]

@dgriffinpix @DerbyshireCCC @NorthantsCCC Thoughts on the changing of the Milky Way bar since those halcyon days of the 70s..? It was a premium chocolate bar at that time. A shadow now of its former self.

[Lee Patriot Hood @Mofoman360]

Who thinks Sharron Davis MBE is a national treasure for her tireless work campaigning for women’s rights

@sharrond62 @jk_rowling

[Oddball @CaptDrimmie]

Miliband must be removed as soon as possible.

BREAKING: £31 BILLION gone.
OpenAI has just pulled the plug on Stargate UK.
Their reason? Ed Miliband has made British energy so catastrophically expensive that one of the world’s biggest tech giants has walked away.
Keir Starmer stood next to Donald Trump late last year and promised Britain would be an AI superpower.
Ed Miliband just killed it. For UK net zero (0.8% of global emissions). For Greta. For nothing.
£31,000,000,000. Gone.

[TV Football 1968-92 @1968Tv]

Back By Popular Demand.
The greatest goal of all time, a bit of magic from Frank Worthington, with appreciation from the referee.
RIP Frank

[Mark Thompson @METhompson72]

Is This Plausible?
I am Morgan Macsweeney
I am Chief Of Staff to the Prime Minister of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
I hold a top-secret security clearance
I own a mobile phone
I use this phone to conduct Government Business
I use this phone to message with Lord Mandelson
My phone is tracked by GCHQ
There are protocols for officials using personal phones to conduct Government business
My communications are monitored to ensure they are not intercepted
My phone is "stolen" a month after Lord Mandelson is sacked
The police do not investigate
The phone is not tracked down
The police are too busy to track down the phone the most senior member of the Prime Minister's team - someone with a top-secret security clearance
I do not contact my service provider to block the stolen phone
I do not consider asking GCHQ to do this as a national security priority
I do not ask for a replacement sim
I do not buy a new phone
I do not activate my new phone with the new sim
I do not log-in to my Google account
I do not select "Restore"
I do not download WhatsApp
I do not recover my messages
Nobody, ever, who had their phone stolen was ever able to get their messages back.

@UKLabour
@Keir_Starmer
DO YOU THINK WE ARE ALL STUPID?
It is the cover-up that will take you down

[Matt McG @FunkMaster06]

Is anyone else enduring this @_SkysportsF rammel atm..? Absolutely awful.. take these knobs off the mic and try and restore some credibility #embarrasing

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

“Let’s ban new oil and gas drilling in the North Sea but pay Norway £40 billion to import oil and gas from the North Sea. Let’s plaster solar panels on thousands of acres of farmland but have sun dimming experiments in a country that has the fifth least sun hours on the planet.”

[Mike Gardner @mikegardner_wb]

This video should be compulsory viewing for every net zero-obsessed politician, commentator, teacher and student.

Listen to an Oxford Prof explain why the UK’s energy costs are so ridiculously high.

It’s all self-inflicted.

Net stupid zero indeed.

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

He’s right.

[Matt McG @FunkMaster06]

@treesey @markchapman @GabbyLogan Thought better of Chapman… Logan not a nice person.

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

“Let’s ban new oil and gas licences in the North Sea but spaff away £40billion buying North Sea oil and gas from Norway. Let’s buy coking coal shipments worth £7.2million from Japan but ban UK coal mining. Let’s plaster thousands of acres of farmland with solar panels but spend £50million on sun dimming experiments. Let’s give Drax an estimated £1.8billlion in taxpayer funded subsidies on top of the £11billion it has already received despite Drax burning an amount of wood equivalent to 300 million trees. Let’s give £500million this year alone to wind power companies not to generate power from their wind turbines. And let’s spend £30billion of taxpayers’ money on carbon capture machines but put pensioners, farmers and the disabled into financial peril by claiming there’s a £22bn black hole but then creating a new £90bn black hole.”

[TV Football 1968-92 @1968Tv]

Happy Birthday to the legendary goalkeeper John ‘Budgie’ Burridge.
Old school goalkeeper with an iconic warm-up!

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

We know that she is lying. She knows that she is lying. She knows that we know that she is lying. We know that she knows that we know that she is lying. But she is still lying.

[Andrew Neil @afneil]

ANDREW NEIL: In 55 years of covering politics, I’ve never accused
ANY government of congenitally telling untruths. But Starmer
has taken lying, gaslighting and deceit to a new level
https://t.co/HRZw3ma68g

[Matt McG @FunkMaster06]

@Ed_Miliband 🤡

[Phil Lowe - Derby County Shirts Collection - @phillowe1]

How many are going to this ? Promises to be a great night, plenty of open chat with no agendas, two of our legends from those heady days at the Baseball Ground, raising money for school charity, host for the night is @FunkMaster06 it’s only a short taxi ride, some great stories to be told and banter to be had ! Please share amongst Rams fans.
Details on how to get tickets here @Mark5Wright @dcfcofficial #dcfcfans

[Matt McG @FunkMaster06]

@KateLeeComms @sharrond62 @GBNEWS If anyone needs to try, it’s your stylist.

[Matt McG @FunkMaster06]

@carryonkeith How’s the old ‘Henry Kelly’ tribute act coming along .?