McCake

Im a rich young skinny nasty nigha. who likes long walks on the beach islander women and white wine. FREEBOOSIE!

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When I pass the exit for Popeyes I be like 😳↩ @conductorlalala

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Classic truck at herradura

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People in Bloomington need to honk more

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@yesyesindeed no he's not hes the Picasso of havin no job!! Don't pump him up tell him go start filling out some apps

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Damn I found the PERFECT gas station for @yesyesindeed and @UncleFunkyStuff 7.99 for a muscle shirt!!

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Fuck the @Pantagraph why would you write articles about Pete stonikas and try to fuck up his life hes 21! he was found not guilty! Apology?

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@UncleFunkyStuff she ask about me lately bro?

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Fish scale and cat tails

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@FUNKMASTERCAKE

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I hadda SOOOO MANNYY BARS!!! Even brought out sprinkles and that cake stamp.. Sorry Caj

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@Peebz1190 I am alice

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HAPPIEST man I have ever seen after gettin his ass whooped!! Only at DTB classic

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Damn it's Friday y'all @Peebz1190

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Damn another great gift!! Thanks to Tj I now have a tarantula his names sprinkles don't sleep with your eyes open!!

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@Peebz1190 got it from my grandma when I was 5 bold move to toss that!

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Damn my boy @Peebz1190 and toph got me what I wanted got my bday a day early!! A boccie ball set!!! Those are real friends folks!!

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Indian women love white guys

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Why aren't car vacuums never under roofs?

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Fucking toad of a lady popping her zits at a stop light that's nice lady

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@Peebz1190 hey now we know if you throw up in Peoria no one cares