Rachelle

She/her. Bippity Boppity Boo

[Rachelle @funkstitch]

@notdanilu Gonna steal this for Tuesday standup after the long weekend 😂 I'd love to see how my 80+ yo team mate answers

[Rachelle @funkstitch]

Why is Gil-Galad absolutely dripped out in every single scene? I know he is kind of the elves but damn, my lord. #RingsOfPower

[Rachelle @funkstitch]

@sarah_edo That is so funny

[Rachelle @funkstitch]

@shehackspurple That's awesome. I'd love to grow garlic but then I forget to start it on the fall

[Al Jazeera English @AJEnglish]

US Senator Bernie Sanders has issued a statement detailing why he will not attend Israeli PM Netanyahu’s speech to Congress on Wednesday, calling him a 'war criminal'.

🔴 LIVE updates: https://t.co/v1ogFpxVoZ

[weisselberger @weisselbergers]

Childless cat ladies for Kamala

[FloTrack @FloTrack]

BREAKING NEWS: 11-time Olympic medalist Allyson Felix (@allysonfelix) has announced that she is running for election to the International Olympic Committee Athletes' Commission.

Felix currently serves as a representative for the IOC AC, which she was appointed to in 2022.

The U.S. track and field legend has transitioned into various other areas of sports and community activism since retiring from the sport after the Tokyo Olympics in 2021, including starting her own brand, @BySaysh, and being an outspoken advocate for maternity rights and other women's initiatives in sport and community.

The election will take place during the 2024 Paris Olympics where athletes will cast their votes.

[Rachelle @funkstitch]

@unclebobmartin My kid is always watching House

[Rachelle @funkstitch]

@ronnui_ I'm not taking a cherry pill Morpheus. This is important.

[Rachelle @funkstitch]

@LindseyCreated She's gonna be his Truman 😭

[Rachelle @funkstitch]

@MDC_online I found a baby falcon on my street. Help me out 😭

[Foxx @0nlyFoxx]

Me looking at my only two options for president #Debates2024

[Judd Legum @JuddLegum]

There has never been a debate with less fact checking from the moderators than this one. Just a complete abdication of responsibility.

[Rachelle @funkstitch]

@JillFilipovic I'd prefer an actual slap fight

[mod @wsbmod]

one round of golf. 18 holes. no caddies, no carts. winner takes all (the presidency of the united states of america)

[Rachelle @funkstitch]

Thank goodness for commercials 😭😭

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

“I didn’t have sex with a porn star, number one” god bless America

[Rachelle @funkstitch]

We're still talking about golf?!