Delbert Finlay

Just call me The Funky Fin Man. Voted most likely to get high everyday. They were right. I'm thinkin' Arby's. -Mature RP-

[Delbert Finlay @FunkThatFinlay]

*makes a cross gesture in the air* Word...

[Delbert Finlay @FunkThatFinlay]

...Did I fuck a bitch? Man, that's so mean to call them. I call them luscious ladies. *nods slowly, grinning*

[Delbert Finlay @FunkThatFinlay]

Dude, I don't even know. Dude... do I have a kid? I hope not. Worst. Job. Everrrr.

[Delbert Finlay @FunkThatFinlay]

Bro... *holds up his phone* ...BRO...

[Delbert Finlay @FunkThatFinlay]

*stares at his phone* Is that a baby? I can't do shrooms anymore, man... that baby is trying to lick me through the screen, man...

[Delbert Finlay @FunkThatFinlay]

*completely and utterly stoned, looking up cat videos on youtube*

[Delbert Finlay @FunkThatFinlay]

*has morning wood, walking around the apartment with a bowl of cereal, eating loudly as he slurps it*

[Delbert Finlay @FunkThatFinlay]

I was just... sayin'... you need love, too...

[Delbert Finlay @FunkThatFinlay]

Fat bitches need love, too!

[Delbert Finlay @FunkThatFinlay]

*has a raging boner*

[Delbert Finlay @FunkThatFinlay]

Yes, we must fuck for... the... sake? *scratches his head*

[Delbert Finlay @FunkThatFinlay]

*volunteers for the baby making job* I'm your guy. Right here. *points thumb to himself*

[Delbert Finlay @FunkThatFinlay]

*rockin' the gunge*

[Delbert Finlay @FunkThatFinlay]

He could totally borrow mine.

[Delbert Finlay @FunkThatFinlay]

But I love Mexican!

[Delbert Finlay @FunkThatFinlay]

*WAVES HIS HAND FRANTICALLY*

[Delbert Finlay @FunkThatFinlay]

*cries*

[Delbert Finlay @FunkThatFinlay]

*shrieks and clutches his face, writing around on the ground* Whyyyy?! Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?!

[Delbert Finlay @FunkThatFinlay]

Youuuuuuuuuu! *wraps his arms around her waist, hugging tightly*

[Delbert Finlay @FunkThatFinlay]

I will avenge youuuuuu! *shuffles closer to her on his knees*