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[corb @awshuqs]

I don’t want to be a fat fucking chud anymore

[Funktra | Free 🇵🇸 @Funktra]

Eating a cookies and cream cookie from the gym, not only is it high in protein, but it also tastes like utter dogshit

[The Man of Astoria @depechejoe]

Yeah I’ve heard good things! I don’t know if I have Apple TV right now but I’ll definitely check it out. On another topic, do you think I am capable of being loved genuinely

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Today is Social Media Day.

What is your favorite social media post of all time?

[Funktra | Free 🇵🇸 @Funktra]

How it feels being the only one irl having a positive opinion about Disclosure Day

[Funktra | Free 🇵🇸 @Funktra]

They should extend make-a-wish to people with hayfever

[Ash @newashcamp]

Developing a new type of humor in which there is no punchline and it's not funny and you don't enjoy it

[Goob @goobgleeb]

They are blocking my nose again with some kind of nanotechnology or some sort noseblocking ray

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

they're saying there's 30g of protein in spending a night laughing with your friends

[Funktra | Free 🇵🇸 @Funktra]

I know everyone was waiting for my take, but I think if you watch a playthrough of a game that interests you and then talk about it with people online, that’s so fine, you do you. But if you’re critically discussing a game you kinda have to play it for me to take you seriously

[Funktra | Free 🇵🇸 @Funktra]

Great time to be a Xenoblade fan, terrible time to be a doctor who fan, so an okay time to be me I guess

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

Xenoblade Genesis, a new beginning for the series, is coming exclusively to Nintendo Switch 2 in 2027. #NintendoDirect

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XENOBLADEEEEEEEEEE

[Funktra | Free 🇵🇸 @Funktra]

I glanced at my therapists notes when she left the room and it just said “fuckkkkkk man idk” is this bad

[No.1 Space Pig Fan @SpacePigFan05]

A year ago today something awful happened to me and I think I now have the courage to talk about it. I went to the cinema to watch the finale of my favourite TV show only to see it become well and truly creatively bankrupt to a roar of cheers and applause. I'm still not over it.

[mir.i.am #PrayForSnooki @moll11y]

They need to expand Make A Wish for people who have eczema

[Carbon Helium @CarbonHelium]

Call me a cinephile the way I lett’er box on my mouth

[Ara @lefilmara]

She's the avatar for people who moralize their personal dislike of someone. Which is a lot of people here

[eilidh✨ @demon_dolI]

if ever there was a better case for Scottish independence