FunkyMike

I just love to gamble

[FunkyMike @FunkyMikeBets]

Quick update.

Santa Clara +3.5 ❌
Texas Tech -7.5✅
Wright State +18.5✅
Miami OH +12 ❌
Alabama -11.5✅
Utah State ML✅
Iowa State -24.5✅

Tournament Record: 10-5

Welcome to Mike’s March!

[FunkyMike @FunkyMikeBets]

Day 2 of the madness.

Santa Clara +3.5
Texas Tech -7.5
Wright State +18.5
Miami OH +12
Alabama -11.5
Utah State ML
UCF +5.5

May add some more cause why not?

Mike’s March.

Let’s keep it rolling.

[FunkyMike @FunkyMikeBets]

Update?

Louisville +7✅
Wisconsin +20.5 ❌ down 3 at half and can’t cover… smh

Teaser (-120)✅
Washington State +30
Ole Miss/Louisville Over 49

We take those! See you tomorrow gentlemen.

[FunkyMike @FunkyMikeBets]

I couldn’t resist not betting on every game today.

Official plays for the day.

Louisville +7☢️
Wisconsin +20.5

Teaser (-120):
Washington State +30
Ole Miss/Louisville Over 49

Let’s get funky

[FunkyMike @FunkyMikeBets]

I couldn’t resist not betting on every game today.

Official plays for the day.

Louisville +7☢️
Wisconsin +20.5

Teaser (-120):
Washington State +30
Ole Miss/Louisville Over 49

Let’s get funky

[FunkyMike @FunkyMikeBets]

Went 2-2 yesterday again! I won’t ever be mad about breaking even. One play for the day.

Wisconsin +20.5 ☢️

This is hitting.

[FunkyMike @FunkyMikeBets]

Went 2-2 yesterday again! I won’t ever be mad about breaking even. One play for the day.

Wisconsin +20.5 ☢️

This is hitting.

[FunkyMike @FunkyMikeBets]

What’s a Saturday without a parlay?

Baylor +7.5
LSU/Clemson Under 51.5
Hawaii +3.5
UCLA/California Over 51.5
Louisville +7.5

Don’t let Mike get hot!

[FunkyMike @FunkyMikeBets]

Alabama -27.5✅
Ohio State -13.5 First Quarter✅

On to the afternoon slate. Let’s keep it rolling.

[FunkyMike @FunkyMikeBets]

We made it boys. Time to sit on the couch and spray the board.

Locks for the day.

Alabama -27.5
Texas Tech -43
Wisconsin +20.5
Texas State +29.5
Ohio State 1Q -13.5

Let’s. Have. A. Day.

[FunkyMike @FunkyMikeBets]

We made it boys. Time to sit on the couch and spray the board.

Locks for the day.

Alabama -27.5
Texas Tech -43
Wisconsin +20.5
Texas State +29.5
Ohio State 1Q -13.5

Let’s. Have. A. Day.

[FunkyMike @FunkyMikeBets]

Feel like I just went to war to break even.

2-2 on the night. Not mad about breaking even.

Hey Fresno State and Stanford… time to focus on basketball.

I will deliver tomorrow.

[FunkyMike @FunkyMikeBets]

Time to get our coin back gentlemen.

4 plays. 4 winners.

Toledo +10.5
Fresno State +21.5
Stanford +24.5
Oklahoma First Half -24

Spraying the board.

[FunkyMike @FunkyMikeBets]

Time to get our coin back gentlemen.

4 plays. 4 winners.

Toledo +10.5
Fresno State +21.5
Stanford +24.5
Oklahoma First Half -24

Spraying the board.

[Trent Attyah @BookitWithTrent]

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN…

THE 2026 NFL GOAT WHALE. 🐐🐳

STRAP IN FOR THE CINEMA. 🍿🎥

[FunkyMike @FunkyMikeBets]

3 rules for tonight.

1. Open the Sportsbook
2. Ride Mike’s Teaser
3. Thank me after it hits

Thursday Night Teaser:

Colorado/Georgia Tech Over 45.5
Illinois -21.5
(-120)

[FunkyMike @FunkyMikeBets]

@BookitWithTrent @clutchpacks_

[FunkyMike @FunkyMikeBets]

I think someone logged into my account and posted this bet.

Why am I betting on a team who surfs for a living?

My parents have to go back to work now…

Not cool.

(I need help)

[FunkyMike @FunkyMikeBets]

Mike will go undefeated.

Hawaii +4.5

My parents will be in Cabo.

[FunkyMike @FunkyMikeBets]

Mike will go undefeated.

Hawaii +4.5

My parents will be in Cabo.

[FunkyMike @FunkyMikeBets]

North Carolina +8.5✅

My parents are in Cabo now.

Can’t win every bet if you don’t win the first.

[FunkyMike @FunkyMikeBets]

North Carolina +8.5

We are back.

If this doesn’t hit my wife is making me do laundry for a week… I don’t like doing laundry.

[FunkyMike @FunkyMikeBets]

North Carolina +8.5

We are back.

If this doesn’t hit my wife is making me do laundry for a week… I don’t like doing laundry.

[FunkyMike @FunkyMikeBets]

@ChubNubRodri No messing around this season. Now or never. #BDJ

[FunkyMike @FunkyMikeBets]

Adding a couple futures… I nuked them.

Clemson Over 8.5 Wins
Vanderbilt Over 5.5 Wins
Joe Burrow MVP

[FunkyMike @FunkyMikeBets]

Football is back and Mike has futures for you so you can buy your dream home.

CFB:
BYU Over 8.5 Wins ☢️
Marcel Reed Heisman +1800
Dante Moore Heisman +950

NFL:
Chiefs Super Bowl Champs +1500 🔒
Tua Comeback Player of the Year +4000
CMC MVP +15000

[FunkyMike @FunkyMikeBets]

Football is back and Mike has futures for you so you can buy your dream home.

CFB:
BYU Over 8.5 Wins ☢️
Marcel Reed Heisman +1800
Dante Moore Heisman +950

NFL:
Chiefs Super Bowl Champs +1500 🔒
Tua Comeback Player of the Year +4000
CMC MVP +15000

[FunkyMike @FunkyMikeBets]

About to let Mike and the boys have their way. #AWL @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter

[FunkyMike @FunkyMikeBets]

@therealutahutes Texas Tech is the Big XII. Stay in your lane bubba.