Funmi Oduko

La vita è bella.

[Funmi Oduko @FunmiOduko]

@KirralieS Ridiculous

[Funmi Oduko @FunmiOduko]

@GuildfordBC
Please send the refuse collectors to Charlotteville. Monday will be too late! Otherwise, I'm dumping the contents of my food waste bin into one of the bins in town. I'm terrified of the maggots we had last time this happened. 🫤

[Funmi Oduko @FunmiOduko]

@GuildfordBC
Please please PLEASE send refuse collectors to Charlotteville before we all get flies and maggots partying in our food waste bins!

[Funmi Oduko @FunmiOduko]

@TransDiaries @jk_rowling I have seen some incredibly feminine trans people and saw some stunning ladyboys in a documentary about them in South-east Asia, but most of the time, it's pretty obvious.
Less so when they've taken hormones from a young age.
Sorry to disappoint. 😐

[Funmi Oduko @FunmiOduko]

@TransDiaries @jk_rowling Seriously? 🙄

[Funmi Oduko @FunmiOduko]

@GuildfordBC
Please send refuse collectors out to the roads in Charlotteville tomorrow. Due yesterday. We're worried about flies smelling the good compost bin contents in this heat, and laying eggs, hatching into maggots like last time the bins weren't taken!

[Funmi Oduko @FunmiOduko]

@south_railway - seriously? The guy in the station office at Guildford station clocked went for lunch at 2.40pm. Should have been back at 3.10. He just disappeared! Didn't tell anyone, wouldn't answer his personal phone. Nothing. And none of the staff knew or tried to find out.

[Funmi Oduko @FunmiOduko]

@south_railway at its best. Waiting 46 mins for the ticket office to open. Apparently staff breaks are 30 mins. I saw the guy go back in 7 people waiting. According to another member of staff, he tried to contact the man in question but can't walk 20 ft to go check on him.

[Funmi Oduko @FunmiOduko]

@JackWilliamRtF So very sad 😢

[Funmi Oduko @FunmiOduko]

Beautifully written.
What she said and didn't say.
#DontBelieveTheHype

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Using the words ‘sex’ and ‘gender’ interchangeably obscures the central issue of this debate.

If you’re interested in what I actually said, see https://t.co/zRoACFakEn (in which I literally say ‘trans lives matter’ and ‘trans rights are human rights.’)

3/X

[Funmi Oduko @FunmiOduko]

@marksandspencer Thanks, Denise, but I tried taking them back but was told I needed to find the receipt. Will it show on my Sparks account that I bought them?

[Funmi Oduko @FunmiOduko]

@marksandspencer
p.s. I have Aspergers so texture is a big deal for me. I have never had an issue with your pjs or any other clothes. I also got a Little Miss Happy pencil case as a gift and I can't touch it without getting that nails scraping across a blackboard feeling!

[Funmi Oduko @FunmiOduko]

@marksandspencer - 🎶Santa Baby. Got an awfully big problem - can you help me? Bought pjs but they make me itch, you see. Though I've washed them 4x! 🎶
🎶 Santa honey - I didn't think to keep the receipt. Bought pj's from this shop for years. And never had a problem before 🎶

[Funmi Oduko @FunmiOduko]

This stuff is awesome!
https://t.co/EjFsm6s7ss

[Funmi Oduko @FunmiOduko]

Yum! 😋https://t.co/lXyYaUp2SS

[Funmi Oduko @FunmiOduko]

Thanks to Clark Young for making this photo available freely on @unsplash 🎁 https://t.co/QMVsUvneDb

[Funmi Oduko @FunmiOduko]

15 Oct: ordered a computer monitor from @DellCares. Arrived with damaged screen. 12 Jan: (& 29 emails later) I still haven't received a replacement. Delays due to COVID?

[Funmi Oduko @FunmiOduko]

#ResonatingWithThis
https://t.co/IiyLqGHHNv

[Funmi Oduko @FunmiOduko]

Full of meaty goodness, this one:
Anxiety isn’t a pathology. It drives us to push back the unknown – https://t.co/WhEaXDmPVe via @psyche_the_mag

[Funmi Oduko @FunmiOduko]

Okay, now I'm worried. Jist found this;

[Funmi Oduko @FunmiOduko]

Can anyone please tell me how to contact Abdel Mussa, the founder of https://t.co/aLre80Omup? I urgently need to cancel a phone appointment with him. Im not well. and was in A&E at the weekend. There doesn't seem to be a 'contact us' button on the website
@iPEnrich