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Today, I didn't believe that spilling salt would lead to years of bad luck. Later that day, my arm broke, my car got stolen, and my dog died

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Today, I found out that my 20-year-old boyfriend won't touch my boobs because he is afraid his parents will find out. FML

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Today, I locked my keys in my car. Good thing I went to Lowe's to make spares, which are also now locked in the car. FML

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Today, a friend was put on suicide watch when her parents wouldn't pay $500 for a premium senior picture package. FML

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While grieving over the loss of my Grandpa, I called my girlfriend for comfort. After I felt better, she said "Don't worry, he went to Hell"

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Today, my brother tried to convince me to get a clitoris piercing at his recently opened piercing studio. FML

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Today, while doing a fun genetics game in Biology, I found out that I was adopted. Turns out the game wasn't so fun. FML