Funnilingus !

A comedy show featuring everyone but men. produced by @ellorysmith & @danadonnelly submissions: [email protected]

[Funnilingus ! @FunnilingusLA]

This site is so Fucking stupid I should’ve left years ago

[Funnilingus ! @FunnilingusLA]

Hiiiii someone hacked into my account @ellorysmith please ignore any messages or tweets and report it as compromised if you can 🙏🙏

[aubrey @aubreybell]

news anchor covering the car chase referring to the driver as “he OR she” happy women’s history month we did it

[Amy Post @amypostoffice]

If I owned a lingerie store I’d call it The Freudian Slip

[Funnilingus ! @FunnilingusLA]

https://t.co/CsO4fbkpl3 this weekend! San Diego! Famous funnilingus alum @ellorysmith and @PallaviGunalan split an hour at @MicDrop_US

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

buy a ticket to my and @ellorysmith’s show in san diego this sunday and i will shout you out on twitter and instagram cameo-style! get your tickets now! https://t.co/ppG9XtbZg9

[maze ☆ @m0sstrx]

i have a better idea.....

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

i actually think it's funny to break a $42,000 piece of art and if i were koons i'd pick up the pieces, put them inside another little dipshit balloon dog and then sell that for more

[꩜ @laylology]

that's a pisces

[Funnilingus ! @FunnilingusLA]

@HarperRoseD Me

[Q @Qban_Linx]

Suriya Bonaly landing the one-footed backflip in Nagano, with an injured Achilles tendon, as a middle finger to the judges.

Twitter would have crashed that day

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

What’s also insane to me is that when women OUTEARN their partners, their share of the housework goes up.

[richard @richard_normal]

i think my most misogynistic belief, and i apologize in advance, is that i’ve noticed that, and again i am sorry to say this, sometimes women don’t finish their cans of sparkling water as frequently as men do.

[popcultureangel @lohanisgod]

‘i have to go’ - serena van der woodsen

[Splenda Pappy @caroline_oreo]

If you wore anything that wasn’t vaguely business casual these two took you out behind the barn and gave you the Old Yeller Special

[JokeTown @JokeTownComedy]

I can’t sit through a movie but can watch four hours of tiktok. Is that a good sign?