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idk if it’s the lack of sleep or truly being unfunny that’s lead to no funny and an existential crisis

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Me after watching a couple fast and furious movies but forgetting I drive an automatic

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24 today

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I was driving with the windows down because mower stinks up the car and a Yellowjacket starting flying around in the car

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You might not like it, but this is peak fridge layout

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Benched 185. I’m going to get bigger

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Why does Snapchat tell you someone took a screenshot if you can’t do anything about it?!?😭

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Opened up about a childhood misconception and was roasted with it worse than I got roasted by the sun

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Just benched 160lbs. I’m going to get bigger

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“Bone out,” I say to the waiter who nods and starts to rip my spine out of my body. It seems I misunderstood his question.

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This is all without refreshing and there were still 3 more!! He has to know what he’s become right?

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My vibe this week https://t.co/pBwP20WN8X

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You either leave looking like the Joker, or stay long enough to look like Jar Jar Binks 😞

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Friend kept saying drink water instead of tea while commuting. Long story short, my bottle has a big opening and it looks I’ve peed myself

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Asking your British brother what’s another word for ill:

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Different ways to be hot according to Footloose (and it’s actually true for one of these fits??)

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Yup, it’s looking like it’s gonna be a Top Gun summer

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My beard calls to my razor like the ring calls to Sauron

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She swish my flick till I wingardium on her leviosa

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Me getting ready to make the worst joke my friends have ever heard for the 5th time that night

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Got a slight burn on my arms and now I’ll be thinking about this comparison till the end of my days