Frances Dilorinzo

Joking for a Living!

[Frances Dilorinzo @FunnyFrances]

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[Frances Dilorinzo @FunnyFrances]

@didwcook @GunOwners They won’t be ashamed because she’ll influence they’re thinking… but they may be dead under your policy. 😢

[Frances Dilorinzo @FunnyFrances]

@CoxComm Cox is the Worst Corporate Citizen EVER. They are evil. Shame on @PatEsser #PatEsser Over charging for service I never requested and 3 days to resolve it!!! And still not resolved. Instead, pitch more options to buy! 😡😡😡😡

[Frances Dilorinzo @FunnyFrances]

@GabeRobin23 @CoxComm Cox is EVIL....

[Frances Dilorinzo @FunnyFrances]

Hey #UnitedAirlines your team just announced they are checking roller bags…is this math too hard???#customerservice #CommonSense #united #unitedairlines #travel #sosad #what

[Frances Dilorinzo @FunnyFrances]

@Pink Ahhh, has anyone heard of the hell Britney is going because she was like a commodity to her father?!??

[Frances Dilorinzo @FunnyFrances]

STOP SEXUALIZING KIDDOS! SHAME ON these PARENTS! SHAME ON NETFLIX! SHAME on this DIRECTOR! Remove “Cuties” from Netflix - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/L8c9YA0LA0 via @Change IZING I

[Frances Dilorinzo @FunnyFrances]

WARREN BUFFETT RULES FOR SUCCESS! #WarrenBuffett #Billions #Billionairedating #success #successmindset #comedy #laughter #comedian #WomenSupportingWomen #womeninbusiness #standup #money #FolloMe

[Frances Dilorinzo @FunnyFrances]

This cause is close to my heart - please sign: https://t.co/g6xKNQby1m

[Frances Dilorinzo @FunnyFrances]

Chairwoman Lisa A. Bartlett, Supervisor, 5th District: Keep masks mandatory in Orange County - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/e3xv97f7aW via @Change

[Frances Dilorinzo @FunnyFrances]

@MsRobertaW @loadedonloaded I'm with Roberta.

[Frances Dilorinzo @FunnyFrances]

Orange County Department of Education: Orange County Schools Must Follow CA State Guidelines For Re-Opening - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/BzyH8py04L via @Change

[Frances Dilorinzo @FunnyFrances]

If you like to be screwed, shitty customer service, and talked to like you are stupid...may I recommend being a 20 year loyal customer @CoxComm #PatEsser #CoxCEO #CoxCable

[Frances Dilorinzo @FunnyFrances]

My full comedy special for the covid-contained people! :) Keep healthy and enjoy a some laughs!! https://t.co/wfMKU5rR4G via @YouTube

[Frances Dilorinzo @FunnyFrances]

My BILLIONAIRE BEST FRIEND - WARREN BUFFETT https://t.co/5GXSUy1oNT via @YouTube

[Frances Dilorinzo @FunnyFrances]

@OrangeCountyEOC Where is the universal testing???? Listen. Learn. Do Better than:#nyccoronavirus #ItalyCoronavirus #China Come on now!!!

[Frances Dilorinzo @FunnyFrances]

#universaltesting Enough said!!!!

[Frances Dilorinzo @FunnyFrances]

@nypd_news How stupid can you be on your CNN interview to announce burglaries will not be tended to? Talk about open invitation to burglars! #CNN #Ignorant #Foolish

[Marc Benioff @Benioff]

6.Release workers who are ok.Develop plan for this with antibody titers to be on front line exposure positions.
7.Every ceo take a 90 day “no lay off” pledge.
https://t.co/hwC6xme1QT everyone

Thanks @DavidAgus for editing!

[Frances Dilorinzo @FunnyFrances]

#testcalifornia