FunnyLife™

tweeting funny tweets all day long!
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I want to throw a party with fake alcohol and see how many morons act wasted.

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Dear girls; if your body looks like this.. it is such a turn on for guys ;): http://t.co/WIgsjXuJFf - sp

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When I like a song, I listen to it 123456 times.

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If sleep is SO important.. Then why does school start so early?

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Wouldn't it be crazy if at the end of the last Harry Potter book, J.K Rowling wrote, "and then Harry suddenly woke up."

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That moment when you can't keep yourself from laughing in an awkward situation.

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*Saturday* YAY WEEKEND!! *Blink* *Monday* WTF just happened?! -.-

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lol = Drowning Man. *lol* = Drowning Cheerleader. RT if you get it.

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That amazing moment when you type your homework on google and find EXACTLY what you need.

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When your friend is like, “I need to tell you something! Wait, I forgot." BITCH, REMEMBER THAT SHIT!

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Some kids were dropped as a baby.. BUT YOU were clearly thrown in the air, smacked by a ceiling fan, and tossed out the window.

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Dear models in facewash commercials, I honestly don't know anyone who can splash water on their face, smiling, with their eyes open.

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There is no “U” in awesome. But there is a ‘me’.

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I'll call it a "smart phone" the day I yell, "Where's my freaking phone?!" and it answers, "I'm here! Under your jacket!"

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If you can't win an argument, correct their grammar instead.

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That stage in a friendship where you can start insulting them.

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I hate people who update their Facebook status every 2 seconds.. Like bitch, there's Twitter for a reason!

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I wonder how long it would take a giraffe to throw up.

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“What doesn’t kill you makes you smaller” - Mario

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If Barbie was real this is what she would look like! #EW #GROSS --->> http://t.co/YhYG8yddEn - sp