Funny Red Cup

New to Twitter! The funniest red cup on the planet!

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Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize!

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now...

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Man & wife set up new password for the computer. He puts "mypenis" and she falls over laughing... The screen says "Error! not long enough"

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Hedgehogs... Why can't they just share the hedge!

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Thyranathaurus Rexth! 😂

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I just cancelled my gym membership... It wasn't working out! 🙈

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I've got very sensitive teeth... They'll probably be upset that I told you... 😁

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How did I escape Iraq? Iran...

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Money talks ...but all mine ever says is good-bye...

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That awkward moment when you leave a shop without buying anything and all you can think is "act natural, you're innocent"

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Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water..

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My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face...

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Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"
Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."

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A recent worldwide survey showed that out of 2,253,713,831 people, 94% were too lazy to actually read that number.

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What's the best thing about living in Switzerland? Well, the flag's a big plus...

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What does a house wear? A dress...

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There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils!

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I try not to spend too much time online but Wi-Fight it?