sans. n PAPYRUS!

( PARODY ACCOUNT! )
( NOT ASSOCIATED WITH TOBYFOX )
( SPRITES USED AREN’T OURS )

[sans. n PAPYRUS! @funnySKELETON95]

[ EXCUSE ME, THERE! ]

[The Code Children @Code_Protectors]

[🧡 INTERACTION BAIT]

*standing around some sort of cliffside, you see a small child pacing around, fiddling their thumbs and looking everywhere in some sort of panic*

🧡 Oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh... what if nothing gets fixed?! what if our home is destroyed forever?!

[sans. n PAPYRUS! @funnySKELETON95]

[ * heya, papyrus is asleep, so it’s just me. ]

[𝕎𝕠𝕣𝕝𝕕𝕤 𝔻𝕖𝕗𝕪𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝔽𝕒𝕥𝕖 @TW1ST1NGFXTE]

@funnySKELETON95
🍒"Sans? Papyrus?"

[sans. n PAPYRUS! @funnySKELETON95]

[ HALT, CREATURE! ]

[ I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, HAVE SEEN YOURSELF IN A STATE OF DESTITUTION! SITTING BY YOUR DOWNCAST ALL THE WAY OUT HERE... ]

[ I DEMAND YOU THIS INSTANT TO TELL ME THE RESULT OF YOUR MELANCHOLY, SO THAT I MAY EFFICIENTLY CONSOLE YOU! ]

[SPAMTON G. SPAMTON @B3STSAL3SMAN]

I'M SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!
I'M SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!
I'M SONIC . . .
I'M SONIC THE HEDGEHOG . . .
I'M . . .
SONIC . . .
I'M . . .
. . .
I'M ALONE.

[sans. n PAPYRUS! @funnySKELETON95]

@Fallenh_man [ *k ]

[sans. n PAPYRUS! @funnySKELETON95]

[ *now do a back-flip ]

[sans. n PAPYRUS! @funnySKELETON95]

[ *happy new year ]

[sans. n PAPYRUS! @funnySKELETON95]

[ *that’s cool. ]

[sans. n PAPYRUS! @funnySKELETON95]

[ *cool, what do you collect? ]

[sans. n PAPYRUS! @funnySKELETON95]

[ ...NOW WHAT ON EARTH IS A "SKIBIDI TOILET"? ]

[sans. n PAPYRUS! @funnySKELETON95]

[ GREETINGS, HUMANS AND MONSTERS IN UNISON! IT IS I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS! ]

[ I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCED FOR THE ABSENCE OF MY PRESTIGEOUS PRESENCE, WE HAD SOME... WELL... 'TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES'... ]

[ BUT WORRY NOT! I'VE COME JUST IN TIME TO GRACE THE NEW YEAR! NYEH HEH HEH! ]

[sans. n PAPYRUS! @funnySKELETON95]

[ *oh… who are you? ]

[sans. n PAPYRUS! @funnySKELETON95]

[ GREETINGS, HUMANS AND MONSTERS IN UNISON! IT IS I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS! ]

[ I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCED FOR THE ABSENCE OF MY PRESTIGEOUS PRESENCE, WE HAD SOME... WELL... 'TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES'... ]

[ BUT WORRY NOT! I'VE COME JUST IN TIME TO GRACE THE NEW YEAR! NYEH HEH HEH! ]

[sans. n PAPYRUS! @funnySKELETON95]

[ *3 days ]

[sans. n PAPYRUS! @funnySKELETON95]

[ *what about zero? ]

[sans. n PAPYRUS! @funnySKELETON95]

[ *why is there a countdown, what's going to happen when it ends? ]

[sans. n PAPYRUS! @funnySKELETON95]

@THEDEM0NICG0D https://t.co/xC3QOgeE5y

[sans. n PAPYRUS! @funnySKELETON95]

@hattedch1ld [ * cool. ]

[sans. n PAPYRUS! @funnySKELETON95]

@TheNESCartridge [ A CAT CALL? ]

[ ...CAN I TALK TO THEM TOO? ]

[sans. n PAPYRUS! @funnySKELETON95]

[ * ok. ]

[GUEST @MUT3_ROBLOXIAN]

[SHUT IT.]

[sans. n PAPYRUS! @funnySKELETON95]

[ * pspspsp ]

[GUEST @MUT3_ROBLOXIAN]

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