A guy in sagging designer sweats, a heavy gold chain, and a fresh grill walks into the benefits office to grab his next payment.
He slaps the counter and says, “Look, I don’t actually like living off the system. I’d rather have a real job.”
The caseworker doesn’t miss a beat. “Good timing. A billionaire just called. He needs a driver and bodyguard for his daughter. You get a 2026 Maybach, custom wardrobe, meals, and you fly with her on the private jet. Long hours. Also… she’s 24 with a very active personal life. That part of the job is included.”
The guy stares. “You’re messing with me.”
She shrugs. “You started it.”🤪🤣
مقطع متداول لرحّال ركب قطارًا في ميانمار، وكتب، هذه أصعب رحلة قطار خضتها في حياتي! الناس هنا معتادون على هذه المطبات، بل إن بعضهم يحاول النوم رغم الاهتزازات!