Funny Tweets

Tweeting the funny things!

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Me - "No, I don't feel like going"
Friend - "But your parents will really hate it if you go"
Me - "I'M IN!!!"

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What does a blonde and good beer have in common?

They both go down easy.

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When you're scuba diving and you see Adele rolling in the deep...

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I would rather cuddle then have sex. If you're good with grammar, you'll get it.

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\(^_^)/ RT if yay is your current emotion

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Don't let summer be a bummer! Go out and enjoy the sunshine.

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Screw my alarm system. I've seen "Home Alone"... I know what to do...

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That smart kid that will never let you cheat on his paper... Retweet if you know a kid like this!

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RIP Lebron James, sources say he choked in Game 6

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People say you can't live without love... I think oxygen is a little more important.

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Taking a shower:
2 minutes of washing your hair and body...
28 minutes of thinking how cool it would be to be a superhero...

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Headphones on means please don't talk to me biznitch.

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I'm the ultimate couch potato, sitting on the sofa while snacking on chips and fries.

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You only live Spring Break 2015 once so YOLO

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Watching tv, phone rings, see who's calling, continue watching tv

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FYI - It's never too late to get on Santa's nice list

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RT for the freakin' Friday!

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I'm currently stuck between idk & idc

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Mentally I am ready for Christmas.

Financially I am not ready for Christmas

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Why do we call it "A word to the wise"? I thought we were trying to help out the stupid...