Zach Pharr

Two-legged human. Moon Pie enthusiast. Always on the lookout for a good vending machine.

[Zach Pharr @FunPajamas]

@Wario64 His ain’t selling.

[Justin Amash @justinamash]

Congress shouldn’t give the president another dime for his insane, unauthorized war that he said would last just four weeks and that we’ve supposedly won 40 times.

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

What if this is the one that’s right

[Zach Pharr @FunPajamas]

Bizarro World Pet Sounds

[layne ૐ @akahiiroo]

evil pet sounds. featuring classics such as “wouldn’t it be terrible”, “i don’t know the answer”, & “i was made exactly for these times”

[Ben Fulkman @Benfulkman99]

My wife asked me why I had three copies of the Robocop Criterion and all I could think to tell her was that I used to have four copies.

[CONSEQUENCE @consequence]

Wes Anderson’s next movie may have just written itself.

On Tuesday, the filmmaker got trapped in an elevator at the Academy Museum after a Bottle Rocket anniversary event alongside James L. Brooks, Luke Wilson, and others, before being rescued by the Los Angeles Fire Department after roughly 45 minutes.

https://t.co/J2OwDBgXRO

[Robby Soave @robbysoave]

Here's a crazy idea: What if season two came out the year after season one.

[Zach Pharr @FunPajamas]

U2 has entered their funny hat period.

[Zach Pharr @FunPajamas]

It’s almost like…he doesn’t plan to leave…

[capitolhunters @capitolhunters]

A good rule of thumb: when a president who already tried to mount a self-coup and overturn democracy then tears up the presidential residence to build a giant bunker with "drone ports" (his words) and a new helipad, you should really ask why he is doing it.

[big magnet @bigmagnetjim]

This picture uses the Barry Lyndon trick. If you shoot down a hill into a valley, you can raise the horizon line to the top of the frame.

[Batya Ungar-Sargon @bungarsargon]

The Nazi tattoo should have been enough. A lot of us won't ever forget that it wasn't.

[Zach Pharr @FunPajamas]

“Stay curious, weirdos” is my new catchphrase.

[Ali B @wtflanksteak]

My dad basically only listened to soul and jazz music most of his life. one random day, he read an article about the 50 best rock albums and just started buying them and listening to them. he'd be playing black sabbath doing a jigsaw puzzle. stay curious, weirdos.

[Zach Pharr @FunPajamas]

Things are getting serious.

[🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Triona 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍⚧️ @BoyleCatriona]

As a Scot, and this pains me to say this...

I'd rather England win the World Cup than the USA.

There, I said it!

[Steven Hyden @Steven_Hyden]

Bono wearing a cowboy hat again is a good sign for U2 music.

[James @exhaustdata]

The Kafka museum in Prague should have one of those cutout things where you stick your face in a hole and it makes you look like a giant bug, but you’re not allowed to take a photo unless you filled out the paperwork at the beginning of the tour, which they don’t tell you

[Scott Barry Kaufman ⛵ @sbkaufman]

This documentary looks really interesting. What soul is left once one has become fully "optimized"?

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "Every time I see a crypto guy where they dropped an investigation, I said, 'You're lucky I'm president.'"

[Dr. Hawk @choppingwoodpod]

Every day once a day give yourself a present