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I may help carry your bags but I’ll never carry your water

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@KILLTOPARTY Did Metallica play this show live in real person or was this just a big video playback of a concert?

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@drunkeneagleLLC @TMZ Which Asians got pissed off?

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@KGWNews The blazers made a total bitch move

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@Justtdavid_

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@Billy Great podcasts episode

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I predicted that this would be the case back in 2015 when I first heard of DEI

[Danny Polishchuk @Dannyjokes]

My favorite unintended consequence of DEI is it made people way more racist.

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How far must we go before we reconsider the question of repealing the right to vote?
Most of you that will see this tweet on average are below average IQ.

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@SusurriDAmore Please tell me who made that guitar
It looks so cool and oddly shaped

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These two jesters are completely retarded

The fact that they prance around as conspiracy experts is a joke

What they are is Gossip Queens and that’s that

[Alex Jones @RealAlexJones]

WHAT TRUMP DID WAS BRILLIANT: "We Were All Manipulated By An Incredible Grifter!"
@duncantrussell

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@AriMattiComedy Looks like you’re seven or eight shots into the night. Plus a bump or two

[SpIcEz @MrSpIcEz]

@ZubyMusic Saint Willis Carrier made a deal with the angels.

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The Internet's Darkest Urban Legend, Visualized
You've probably seen the viral theory: The Smurfs aren't cute cartoon characters; they are the frozen, blue bodies of lost children found in the snow surrounded by mushrooms.
Spoiler: It is 100% fake.

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@nostalgiafkninc The Fox and the Hound will make you cry like never before

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I feel like back spasms will be the death of me.

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@willie6850 This is the time where you should start getting yourself into a car club.

Cars are the last bastion of masculinity.

Buy yourself a $2500 Chevy truck and put some suspension on it and your world will change.

For the better

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@yannispappas Who is in control of the rebranding?

[Bryce M. Lipscomb @BryceMLipscomb]

Under Franco, women could stay home & attend to the house & children, while the men worked.

Children went to school to learn math, science, & morality through the teachings of Jesus Christ.

A man was a man, a woman a woman.

Leftists & degenerates were not welcome.

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@GreeneMan6 All government councils and departments have majority women

[i cant even productions @icantevenfilms]

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