Mark Furmston

I was Stephen Merchant without the glasses, but now I have glasses, so I'm just Stephen Merchant.

[Mark Furmston @Furmo91]

@cinedidsbury My partner left a bag in a screen yesterday. I can't find a phone number to call and check. Please can you DM and respond on here?

[Mark Furmston @Furmo91]

@DailyMail @DeadlineDayLive @RealTalkMCFC @City_Xtra

[Mark Furmston @Furmo91]

Oi @FabrizioRomano, just been past a McLaren on the parkway in Manchester with this reg. #DeadlineDay move for Gibbs White to @ManCity or @ManUtd? 👀

[Mark Furmston @Furmo91]

@Criminalsimpson What about ghost mutt?

[Mark Furmston @Furmo91]

Hi @mrdanwalker. In honour of my missus' birthday today (surname Wren) we've been compiling a #MondayTeamNews #WrenXI. Thoughts on the below? 433.

[Mark Furmston @Furmo91]

@RoyleFamilyShow IS IT NEARLY TIME FOR THE BILL?!

[Mark Furmston @Furmo91]

@dronecorleone @Mataniels They've got a Glen Murray 9 Brighton top in the window as well mate, keep up!

[Mark Furmston @Furmo91]

@scplaybook1 Respect the kicker 😂

[Mark Furmston @Furmo91]

@cityreport_ That @EdDzeko volley doesn't get talked about enough! It's some finish!

[Mark Furmston @Furmo91]

@dazgart @NursingTimes @CumbriaUni Class this, Daz! Congrats mate!

[Mark Furmston @Furmo91]

@LeeNoble20 @joshpearson180 Jimmy Anderson bowls right handed but bats left!

[Mark Furmston @Furmo91]

@BillEdgarTimes @TimesSport I've just had a pound on 0-16 away at Brentford tomorrow night. You can't argue with the numbers!

[Dobby Club @DobbyClub06]

When you don’t respect the will of the people so you sign a little petition

[Mark Furmston @Furmo91]

@AdamRichman In the north west of England food = scran. Rebrand Man vs Scran? Has a ring to it!

[Deborah Meaden 🇺🇦 @DeborahMeaden]

“ When a Clown moves into the Palace, he doesn’t become a King, The Palace becomes a Circus” is a Turkish proverb which is worth heeding in the coming days.

[Mark Furmston @Furmo91]

@thefutballboy_1 Rodri!

[Mark Furmston @Furmo91]

@SundayChants Anyone else think number 16 was about to drill one from 30 yards? 😂

[Mark Furmston @Furmo91]

@climatepaige @westcoastwinter Currant one? Sorry...

[Mark Furmston @Furmo91]

@thegingerwig I'd 100% order one! Superb!

[Mark Furmston @Furmo91]

@mindyisser If you're going to peddle the "6ft minimum" requirements ladies, sometimes you'll have to make other compromises.