Here at the Naylorian Institute of Posterial Standards, we use a grading system which doesn't include points for mass.
Butts of all sizes are judged on:
- Aesthetic shape
- Symmetry
- Texture
- Strutability
- Good Sportsmanship
I secretly picked up my girl’s friends from the airport so they could get ready for the surprise party I planned her.
When I went to check on them, I guess you can say we got carried away.
We fucked like we used to before my girl and I moved away.