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Life is tough when your roommate's a bully.
"Okay, there, you gave me my daily wedgie. Now can I please go to work?"
"Shut it, dork, I'm trying to deicde whether it's funnier to send you out in an atomic wedgie or a shoulder wedgie."
"So what was that about my homework, dweeb?"
"I'll work on it right now..."
"That's what I thought. I'd hate to have to hang you up in the locker room for the THIRD week in a row."
"Can I please get out of this wedgie now?"
"No, loser! Now get back downstairs and do my chores before mom gets home!"
"*Sigh* You're the worst little sister ever..."
"I've told you, like, a million times! Stop being such a DORK in front of my friends, mom!"
"I'm sorry sweetie..."
"Sorry's not gonna cut it! I'm giving you one wedgie for every nerdy thing you said tonight!"
At this point it was tradition. If Francine had a friend over, she would provide entertainment by giving her little sister, Alice, a "mega-wedgie". Her friends love it!
Alice? Not so much...
"Haven't I already told you? As long as you keep wearing these embarrassing cute undies, you're gonna keep getting wedgies!"
"But you bought these for me, mom!"
"I knew sending you to cheer camp was a mistake..."
"Too late for regrets, mom! So what's it gonna be? Am I getting a new car, or are these going over your head?"
"And if I ever hear that you've been giving girls wedgies again, then THESE panties will go over YOUR head, you little nerd!"
"Moooom, they're looking!"
Maybe trying to show off and get some rep on her 21st birthday wasn't the best idea after all.
The look of fear and panic on Nikki's (right) face when she sees what a bully does to her daughter.
"O-oh. Uhm, m-maybe this was all a misunderstanding? I'm sure there's a perfectly good excuse for giving my daughter wedgies."
"Mom, help!"
"Quiet honey, I don't want to be next!"
Heather LOVED to bully her little sister, especially when she had friends over. Poor little Cindy thought those days were behind her now that they were adults, but when she got into the hotel room for the girls' trip...
"Ohohoho my God! Best vacay ever! Rip 'em, Heather!"
"Leah, I'm serious, I don't care if you're my older sister! You are NOT going to give me a -"
[30 seconds later]
"What was that, dweeb?"
"Ghrglhrghlrglrgh!"
"Come on, loser, we're not done! We gotta find a trash can to throw you in!"
Macy here really should have known better than to... *checks notes* be a huge dork!
"I thought you said your roommate wasn't home!"
"I thought YOU said your sister wasn't following us!"
"Wow, they whine a lot!"
"You think that's bad? Wait 'till we get them in the bathroom for swirlies!"
(In unison): "Swirlies???"
"Oh, hey loser! When you threatened to tell your 'badass' big sis about me, you didn't mention she wears tighty whities! Stay right there; these are going over her head, then you're next. Say it with me, nerds: it's wedgie time!"
Maria wanted to defend herself against her bullies, so she signed up for some martial arts classes.
"Come on, Jayda, I'm tapping! Stawp!"
"Shut it, loser, they're almost over your head!"
Her bully was the instructor.
Jessica laughed when she saw her old bully scheduled for an interview. But that all went away as soon as she had to assume the position.
"Huh, I kinda like this office. I'll take it, you can have my cubicle."
"Owie! Yes ma'am, I'll clear my desk..."
Once a nerd, always a nerd!
"Wow, Lexi was right! This IS fun!"
"Not when you're the one getting the wedgie! I told you about Lexi so you'd stop her, not so you'd give me wedgies, too! Ouch! Come on, mom!"
"Oooh, honey, wait! I think your friends are here! I bet they'll love this!"
"Oh come on..."
"Seriously, Becky, can I get up now? It's been three hours."
"Unless you want me to super-size these undies for you, shut your trap, foot-nerd!"
"... yes ma'am..."