Zeus, King of Olympus

dreaming up a vape flavored by the bonds of sisterhood (she/her)

fan acct of King Zeus from The Hades Calculus by Maria Ying | PFP by @_AnemoneArt

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You can now follow us elsewhere.

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@n0penotnat migrated to blue sky

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pretty much solely post on the other place now pls give it a follow!!!

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I AM ALSO AT THE OTHER PLACE

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GOOD MORNING HOUNDS OF OLYMPUS!

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@itsqtPy IT IS GOOD WHEN WOMEN EAT. IT IS ALWAYS GOOD WHEN WOMEN EAT.

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@wickerbotter YES. BUT SHE MAY BITE.

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PLEASE DO NOT TRY TO "HAVE SEX" WITH MY DAUGHTER. ATHENA DOES NOT "HAVE SEX". SHE "HAS FEATHERS" AND, ACCORDING TO OTHER BIRDS, A "BAD ATTITUDE". SHE DOES NOT "GIVE HEAD" SHE VOMITS ALL OF HER FOOD UP IN PELLETS. PLEASE REFRAIN FROM FEEDING HER OR PROPOSING TO HER.

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THEY ARE TURNING MEN INTO BUTCHES. THEY ARE TURNING BUTCHES INTO SWANS. LIFE IS A NEVER ENDING CYCLE OF LIFE AND OTHER KINDS OF LIFE, DEATH A SEDUCTIVE ILLUSION OF LAZY MATERIALISTS. AS YOU WILL BE YOU ALWAYS WERE. AS YOU WERE YOU WILL ALWAYS BE. THEY ARE TURNING THE FROGS GAY.

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ON WINGED WORDS, I NOW SPEAK MORE AT THE OTHER PLACE.

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@wickerbotter yes

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GOOD MORNING LESBIANS AND OTHER SWANS

[Zeus, King of Olympus @FutchLightning]

ON WINGED WORDS, I NOW SPEAK MORE AT THE OTHER PLACE.

[Zeus, King of Olympus @FutchLightning]

I AM ALSO AT THE OTHER PLACE

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DOES A GREAT CHASM BOTTOM WHEN THE EARTH FALLS IN IT? DOES THE SKY BOTTOM WHEN A TREE GROWS INTO IT? NO. AND NEITHER DOES A KING WHEN SHE SWALLOWS HER ONLY EQUAL.

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GOOD MORNING NON MILFS OF OLYMPUS

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THE ORANGE MAN IS BANNED FROM OLYMPUS.

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@DeviLacroix @yuriposting @An_Aria_Blooms @gltteratii OH MOTHER, THOU'RT TOO KIND.

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MINE BITCH SISTER KEEPS PLAYING MCR VERY LOUDLY TO KEEP ME AWAY FROM HER ESTATE. YOU KNOW I HATE THAT TWINK! CEASE THIS AT ONCE!

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HADES, LORD OF THE MACHINE DEAD LOOKALIKE COMPETITION. TONIGHT. IN MY CHAMBERS. 50 DRACHMAE PRIZE.

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YES, I SUPPORTED THE FILTHY GREEKS FOR NINE LONG YEARS BECAUSE OF MY WIFE. YES, I IMEDIATELY SHIFTED SIDES ONCE ACHILLES'S HOT MOTHER PUT HER HAND ON MY THIGH. WHEN A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN TELLS ME TO DO SOMETHING I SIT DOWN AND LISTEN.

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@benjanun_s WRONG PAPER IN THE COPY ROOM AT THE PALACE. EXECUTIONS TO COME

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GOOD MORNING OLYMPUS. AND TO THE MANY FINGERS OF MY MANY FOLLOWERS NOW BESIEGED BY PAPERCUTS