😈 Evan 😈

A Futon, the most disappointing Transformer of them all...

[😈 Evan 😈 @FutonTypeR]

@SportsSturm

[😈 Evan 😈 @FutonTypeR]

@TCU_Baseball Can you exchange at the gate tomorrow?

[😈 Evan 😈 @FutonTypeR]

@junior_miller We set up a “Santa Cam” at the request of my oldest son, to try and catch the big man this year. He’s at that age where his friends have started catching on, but wants to believe. With the help of AI, I was able to keep the magic alive a little longer this year.

[😈 Evan 😈 @FutonTypeR]

@Boldyboy1975 What I ask my teammates in ARC Raiders

[😈 Evan 😈 @FutonTypeR]

@RedditCFB My family and I were at the Gaylord the day they released the rankings and I’ll never forget seeing Condy and the rest of the committee walking through the concourse and just getting booed by everyone. That team was special, and carried that chip with them into the Peach Bowl.

[😈 Evan 😈 @FutonTypeR]

@JDVance

[😈 Evan 😈 @FutonTypeR]

Why is the AM broadcast more reliable than your 96.7FM band? I’m tired of Muse in the News getting interrupted by whatever the hell Jubal in the Morning is @gordonkeith @junior_miller @dfwticket

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Jesus defeated death so you can live.

[😈 Evan 😈 @FutonTypeR]

@txfblife

[😈 Evan 😈 @FutonTypeR]

'Party Only' chat with my brother and I get a 2 day comms ban for my language.

My character in game has a worse mouth than I do. Y'all soft AF @Activision @CallofDuty

[😈 Evan 😈 @FutonTypeR]

CFP bailout special on that non-targeting call, ASU making it too close for comfort! #CFAPeachBowl

[😈 Evan 😈 @FutonTypeR]

Why does this always happen during cross play @CallofDuty ?? Never solo, only when playing with people on console (I'm on PC)

[😈 Evan 😈 @FutonTypeR]

@gordonkeith you said this was a safe space

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Worth listening to this @JoeRogan episode before end of voting tomorrow

[😈 Evan 😈 @FutonTypeR]

@rebsbarstool @MatthewSluka @OldTakesExposed 👀

[😈 Evan 😈 @FutonTypeR]

@UCF_Football Lmao, diehard TCU fan here, you guys earned that one. This video is 🤌🏼 tho.

[😈 Evan 😈 @FutonTypeR]

@TCU_Equipment @MaxDuggan_10 @TCUFootball @chargers We will always Stan for Duggan

[😈 Evan 😈 @FutonTypeR]

@noahsfriedman Love the ad, but doubt many will forget the last 2 years of fumbling the bag.

[😈 Evan 😈 @FutonTypeR]

@DiscussingFilm Disney straight up pruning this from the timeline

[😈 Evan 😈 @FutonTypeR]

@nicolegriff_ He would never leave a program after losing the CWS championship game, right Frog Fans? Right?!