Maria Vela

The sass cannot be summed up in just one Twitter bio. sorry.

[🖤😈Twisted Chris-ter😈🖤 @HeyItsChris412]

#QuestionsIHaveForSongs
Is there an escalator to heaven? I'm lazy af, and don't want to climb stairs.

[Maria Vela @FutprintV]

@sassEden looked like Victoria Beckham's twin tonight at @KyleRichards Gatsby party! #RHOBH

[Maria Vela @FutprintV]

@sassEden don't worry I've broken up w/ a guy before bcuz I didn't like that he chewed with his mouth open 😂 #RHOBH

[Maria Vela @FutprintV]

When people expect you to take moldy lemons and somehow make a chocolate cake out of them. 🙃

[Maria Vela @FutprintV]

Brains, beauty, & bitchiness- @Kate_Chastain is my spirit animal #BelowDeck #loveher #bravo

[Maria Vela @FutprintV]

Listening to @TFIREMUSIC Breathe on @SXMOctane right now! #15 on Big Uns this week :) \m/

[Maria Vela @FutprintV]

Thank you @Grubhub for being available when my other delivery app was not. Chinese on the way! #hospitallife #sickofsoupandjuice

[Jillian Mrs E @Jillianstardust]

Broke Ass Mountain #MakeAMovieApplyToYou

[Maria Vela @FutprintV]

@Andy please make @sterlingkb1 the newest Atlanta cast member. That skit was amazing. #WWHL

[Maria Vela @FutprintV]

@RavingsByRae saw Netflix & chill video, u should check out Shameless! Seasons 1-6 on Netflix so far! Takes place here in Chicago 2 😊

[Maria Vela @FutprintV]

@willjaymusic here's the interview link! -Maria 😊https://t.co/laQHbU11SZ

[Maria Vela @FutprintV]

Had an awesome night with Blameshift! #blameshift #rock #concert #fun #music https://t.co/9ey8XIbGDd

[Maria Vela @FutprintV]

I really should start saving these pictures in snapchat before I write on them . Especially since… https://t.co/q8CrSliJCN

[Maria Vela @FutprintV]

@fp_brennan it was so awesome to meet you! You guys sounded great today!

[Arlington @arlingtonmusic_]

THE ELLIOT MUSIC VIDEO IS UP
https://t.co/zsCYPCegL5 http://t.co/7XRPpkhM7z

[Vans Warped Tour @VansWarpedTour]

.@falsepuppetband just released this video for their single 'Elliot.' They'll be joining the tour from 7/23 to 8/8 - https://t.co/gDKl8wdvTk