Phy. 🪿

My own personal FutterDiary ❤️💛💙 / 16+

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— FUTTERMAN FAMILY DENTAL PRACTICE

- OFFICE HOURS
1PM TO 4AM.

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Dear God it's been so long

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Welcome to my house 😂😂😂

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@PhyllisFuttermn 😵‍💫 How would the geeses feel

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Feels like my head is going to burst and a hundred little geeses are gonna come flying out.

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@PhyllisFuttermn Would that mean I'm aborting them? ...

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@PhyllisFuttermn GIT OUTTA HERE BEFORE I GET THE BROOM 💢💢

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man im hungry

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@Futterland_Beth Wait. Really?

I thought we were understaffed on repairmen because of the last accident.

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Smacking some tape on it and calling it a day.

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Fixing the vent 💢

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@PhyllisFuttermn Don't even start.

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@Futterland_Beth Tammy was crawling around in them. Poor things burst under her weight. She's fine I guess.

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Fixing the vent 💢

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@PhyllisFuttermn You're gonna get us both in trouble...

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Hitting the vents with a broom. That usually scares the critters off.

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@PhyllisFuttermn Most people would refer to a fireplace or soft bed for that. Not a metal chute that cooks you alive if you sit in the wrong spot!!!

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@PhyllisFuttermn Why are you even in there . . .

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@PhyllisFuttermn Mother. Come now. We already had a vent near the play pen buckle under the weight of an employee. God knows you'll mangle the dang thing.

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@PhyllisFuttermn !? ARE YOU IN THE VENTS ?

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@Futterland_Beth No! No. No. Never.
Why would I be with you if — No.
How could anyone stoop to that level of perversion ...

I just think you're a little ...
Accident prone.

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@Futterland_Beth Is this ... Uh
Are you ...
Is this a trick question?

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@Futterland_Beth [ Phyllis just stares at Beth.]

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@Futterland_Beth Uh ...

Yeah. Yeah I can do that, yes. Of course. What is it?