jonathan rincon

welcome 🛋

[jonathan rincon @future_henchman]

I’m Going To Win The Powerball

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Have you seen Richard Gere’s wet toe!

[NME @NME]

New York underground sensations Fcukers’ rise is part of an unlikely second phase for the three bandmates. With the rules thrown out and the focus on following their gut, the trio’s party is now popping worldwide.

Read #Fcukers’ full #NMETheCover story: https://t.co/zsx3TtstTJ

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Earthquake 🙈

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I’m creating a new kind of balloon that will make parties go extra crazy. It costs $700 and I have to be holding it the entire time or I will scream

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(the precogs spasm in their tank.. a red ball swirls down the tube.. Tom Cruise immediately puts it in his mouth)

Coworker: Damn it, no not again. Spit it out. SPIT.

(TC’s eyes dart towards the door)

Coworker: NO. Nooooooo..

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@websitehomepage Kept hoping they’d pick it up, best short up there

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I’m convinced juicers are powered by the souls of the tortured

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@deankramer_
@doosteroo

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Summer blockbusters are back!

[Brad Evans @bradfordevans]

Letterboxd has so many talented reviewers

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smelled a flower on a clown’s shirt and got every body pissed off. i’m fucked. shouldn’t have done that

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Creating the Sniff film genre all about grown men with the sniffles who refuse to blow their nose for the whole movie. It will change EVERYTHING (people will hunt me for sport)

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Mindy Kaling says ‘Jim Would Have Been Eaten By Dwight By The End Of The First Episode’ and ‘He Woulda Rubbed His Belly Going Yum Yum For The Rest Of The Season’ if #TheOffice was made today

[Variety @Variety]

Mindy Kaling Says #TheOffice Is ‘So Inappropriate Now’ and Couldn’t Be Made Today: Most Characters ‘Would Be Canceled’ https://t.co/GwXd5YeUJ6

[Jack Bensinger @JackBensinger]

why am i not surprised by this

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🚨SCAM ALERT🚨

if soMEONE calls “with easy trick you too can have smoking wife named Bart” it’S NOT TRUE!!! Only I can have smokeinng wife called Bart!!!

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The ending of every apocalypse movie

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In my clicking a link era

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Me n my mates went to a pub last night and clicked a single link for hours. Unforgettable kind of night.

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This 👇🏼

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You are given a choice: to click a link or save a child. Sadly, more people would rather save the child (a hitler) than click a link (lemonparty)

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You are given a choice: to click a link or save a child. Sadly, more people would rather save the child (a hitler) than click a link (lemonparty)

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you shouldn’t be here

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look at this once and walk away

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keep walking