Joseph Schad

I report. Sometimes I'm right, sometimes I'm not. I stopped keeping score a long time ago. One more thing: DAN MULLEN SUCKS!

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Source: Dan Mullen says if daughter was in domestic abuse situation, it would probably be Cecil Newton's fault somehow.

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BREAKING: Alabama Dollar General stores declare it "black Wednesday" as usual customers abandon stores to stand in hotel lobby to see Saban

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Source: Gus Malzahn won't suspend 4 players arrested but promises it won't matter anyway.

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BREAKING: I'm getting fired. Wait! What?

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Source: Alabama's Jacob Coker to be first backup QB in NCAA history to win Heisman trophy.

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Source: Asked to explain Bert Beleima investigation, law enforcement officials sent this photo, w/the caption:"WTF?!"

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Source: Auburn basketball coach Bruce Pearl suspected of frequent meth use.

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Source: Arkansas HC Burt Belima (or something) is being investigated for kidnapping his wife.

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Source: USC's Josh Shaw also rescued Lenay Kekua from having her kidneys stolen.

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Source: SECN shows: "Awkward Tim," w/Tim Tebow doing common TV tasks awkwardly, & "Picky Paul," where Finebaum tells us what he doesn't eat

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Source: New SEC Network to shake up programming w/new show: "Paul and Nick: A Love Story," documenting the 1st man-on-man SEC love story

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Source: Auburn's Nick Marshall won't start Saturday, will then play high rest of game.

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Source: As punishment for off-season arrests, many Alabama players are receiving only 10 illegal suits this football season

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Source: Alabama LB Rashaan Evans got $800 shoes, which seems in no way like an NCAA violation or anything.

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Source: WVU QB Nick Trickett kissed Nick Saban's daughter, who then beat him unconscious.

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Source: I'm baaaaaaack, bitches ... is what Jameis said to FSU co-eds and Publix crabs this fall.

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Source: Many in the Texas administration are meth addicts and Mack Brown has proof, thus explaining everything.

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Source: So far this weekend in NYC, Jameis Winston hasn't allegedly raped anyone.

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Source: After signing 10-yr, $10M deal at Texas on Friday, Nick Saban now focusing on putting staff together.

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Source: Victim reports attacker was 6-foot, black = obviously Johnny Manziel in Scooby costume.