FutzBoy

I was the most popular guy in my high school. A relative of mine invented Triscuits. I have a friend looking for a peyote hookup.

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Being 35, bald, and 365lbs doesn't change the fact that I was the most popular guy in my high school.

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I just ordered Chili’s to go! So excited! #ChilisToGo

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I just ordered Chili’s! So excited! #ChilisToGo

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Pokeman

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I just ordered Chili’s delivery! So excited! #ChilisToGo

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@sheboyganscan Probably ate some expired product from @JNeil30

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@sheboyganscan @JNeil30 ?

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@sheboyganscan Pig had hook nose

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@JumpinJimG69 There's no such thing as bad publicity, brother

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@Rotoprofessor does your site no longer support/produce RSS feeds?

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@sheboyganscan Warehouse manager

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@UncleDarryle There was a leeching

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@sheboyganscan @JNeil30

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Just finished my 4-pack of @slawsa and the power rankings are in:

#1 Garlic
#2 Fire
#3 Original
#4 Hot

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@sheboyganscan stinkhole*

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@SNESdrunk He wears his hat like my grandpa does

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I think I might whack this whole jar of @MrsRenfros salsa today.

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@sheboyganscan Massive spray

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@sheboyganscan What if he caught a big fish?

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@sheboyganscan 1/2" burst? Sounds like @UncleDarryle his first 30 minutes in Vegas

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