Jim Boner Testical Nutblast

Space Pirate

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I smoke all my cigs at the gas pump

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Slowly becoming a blue cheese guy…. I hate myself

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@Wendys your location in Greencastle, Indiana just gave me a burger without a patty. I expected better from a pristine establishment such as yourself. I’m not mad, just disappointed.

Respectfully, A loyal customer

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Extra Vegas hold the bomb

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The maintenance man saw my penis

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Death, Taxes, Pineapple Willys

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I liquor hazed myself at the beach today

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Reflecting on what happened 27 years ago today

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When I’m having a bad day, I grab a six pack and throw on a Pentecostal Church highlight reel

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Seriously entertaining the idea of growing a skullet in 2023

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I can’t drive, I hit my vape

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What are the odds that my drunk uncle queebs my old fashioned?

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“Arthur Christmas” is an underrated Christmas Movie, 100% recommend watching

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I finger chicks for money

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The Grinch is scary as fuck

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Deep frying a turkey is the thanksgiving equivalent to your drunk uncle blowing his fingers off with fireworks on 4th of July

[slim jimmy @strech6996]

You should be able to park in handicap spots when you’re wasted

[stan denshaw “parody” @OptometristDan]

*talking to wife on the verge of crying*

Yeah the ah dick sucking factory called they said you haven’t clocked in for 15 years

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There’s nothing more American than blowing up the gender neutral bathroom

[JoGo @beerboobsbattle]

Pooped in three states today, hat trick for JG

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@DomingoBandido You rn