Jason, The Pumpkin King

Purveyor of the weird and wonderful, but mostly it’s just my dumb thoughts and nostalgic references.

[Jason, The Pumpkin King @FuzzyBlueElf]

@hungmate08 Actually looks like it would be kinda hot in there… 🥵

[Jason, The Pumpkin King @FuzzyBlueElf]

@hungmate08 Gladly, but I’ve got plans for a different muscle group…

[Jason, The Pumpkin King @FuzzyBlueElf]

@hungmate08 On my way…!

[Jason, The Pumpkin King @FuzzyBlueElf]

@wwducat @gay_lumberjack Once more please, louder, for everyone in the back of the room.

[Jason, The Pumpkin King @FuzzyBlueElf]

@hungmate08 Arguably your *best* outfit…!

[Jason, The Pumpkin King @FuzzyBlueElf]

@hungmate08 I, personally, vote basic black. 😏

[Jason, The Pumpkin King @FuzzyBlueElf]

@BenBankas There are two things I really appreciate; good comedy, and a comedian who can turn heckling into more good comedy.

Neither of those things are present in this video.

[Jason, The Pumpkin King @FuzzyBlueElf]

@CathyMc92717900 @FearedBuck Now, now Cath…you shouldn’t be offended. It’s not THAT big of a deal. White people tell each other to go fuck themselves all the TIME. You shouldn’t be bothered if someone else says it, if you say it to each other.

See how stupid that sounds? Do you feel less offended?

[Jason, The Pumpkin King @FuzzyBlueElf]

@HumpinDad420 Yes sir.

[Jason, The Pumpkin King @FuzzyBlueElf]

@HumpinDad420 Well it’s beautiful (am I speaking of the art or the penis? Yes).

[Jason, The Pumpkin King @FuzzyBlueElf]

@Shino__0215 Has anyone considered that it’s just a printout of a photo and all we really saw was a hand waving a colored pencil over it? None of the actual art bit happening…?

[Jason, The Pumpkin King @FuzzyBlueElf]

@HumpinDad420 You’re certainly not talking me OUT of it…

[Jason, The Pumpkin King @FuzzyBlueElf]

@hungmate08 I like both of his helmets. 😏

[Jason, The Pumpkin King @FuzzyBlueElf]

@AKBrews You! You did this, Qenneth! :sobs:

[Jason, The Pumpkin King @FuzzyBlueElf]

@hungmate08 I would too, if that were talking to me!

[Jason, The Pumpkin King @FuzzyBlueElf]

@HedonistMidwest It is now!

[Jason, The Pumpkin King @FuzzyBlueElf]

THE WAY I IMMEDIATELY READ IT WORD FOR WORD.

I. WOULD GET. THIS. TATTOO.

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

the "dd" at the end being exactly what I hoped it was, made it so perfect

[Jason, The Pumpkin King @FuzzyBlueElf]

@bigdickguy82 The MOST fun!