Orioles Birdwatcher🌹

Unofficial play-by-play caller for the #BaltimoreOrioles on YouTube.

Also, genuinely fascinating, impeccably charming and extremely lacking in self-awareness.

[Orioles Birdwatcher🌹 @FuzzyWarbles]

Well, that does it, hon.

A new era on the social media platform formally known as Twitter has begun!

Please, maintain calm.

It says it in my profile now, so that means it's true. I am the BirdWatcher. And I do play-by-play coverage of #BaltimoreOrioles baseball.

As you were.

[Orioles Birdwatcher🌹 @FuzzyWarbles]

@Orioles O'Neill is hitting .073 against lefties.

When you sit there and let analytics decide your lineup...could you UPDATE the analytics. Maybe include that .073 average and run it through your damn computer again, see if it still says "yeah, play O'Neill, sit Sammy...because...lefty".

[Orioles Birdwatcher🌹 @FuzzyWarbles]

@ChiDopplegangi1 Im Insta-blocked :p

[Orioles Birdwatcher🌹 @FuzzyWarbles]

@Orioles If you DONT sit Sammy on his bobblehead day when Framber Valdez is due to pitch - then we KNOW this organization is taking the piss.

Sitting our best hitter, who is 7 for his last 14 against lefties, but then allowing him to face a lefty becasue - bobblehead...

STOP SCREWING UP

[Orioles Birdwatcher🌹 @FuzzyWarbles]

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[Orioles Birdwatcher🌹 @FuzzyWarbles]

@Orioles https://t.co/UgMPjPRMdE

[Orioles Birdwatcher🌹 @FuzzyWarbles]

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[Orioles Birdwatcher🌹 @FuzzyWarbles]

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[Orioles Birdwatcher🌹 @FuzzyWarbles]

Twitter has become nothing more than the space to store Chelo's AI artwork. Thanks for another one, Chelo. 😂

[Orioles Birdwatcher🌹 @FuzzyWarbles]

Ok, Chelo, we will give it another try. 😉

[Orioles Birdwatcher🌹 @FuzzyWarbles]

@PigTownSports You brought up the idea of a full double tap, or is that what the system is already....someone brought up a fair point...why not just verbally say "Challenge"... batter or catcher anyway...there must be some reason they cant do what seems to be the simplest thing, no confusion

[Orioles Birdwatcher🌹 @FuzzyWarbles]

@PigTownSports Look straight down, you can show dissatisfaction that way, take a breath, two seconds have passed, we avoid this

[Orioles Birdwatcher🌹 @FuzzyWarbles]

@PigTownSports but you hear what Im saying though...again, at that point, its the ump in control again. We learn not to immediately look at the ump after a close pitch strike, and this doesnt happen again. I cant stress enough, nto saying this is right, but as long as there's umps-2 way street

[Orioles Birdwatcher🌹 @FuzzyWarbles]

@PigTownSports ...and then you just start to MOTION to the helmet and its game over. At that point, robots have no say. But unlike days before ABS , where there was no recourse for a bad call...this is avoidable, just dont do what Mayo did there. Not saying its "right" but this is the tug o war

[Orioles Birdwatcher🌹 @FuzzyWarbles]

Thanks to Chelo for the contribution. Need THE HAT tonight.

[Orioles Birdwatcher🌹 @FuzzyWarbles]

@PigTownSports You did qualify with "to start off the season"...gimme by shed back. 🙂

Ohh, god. This weekend started rough and ended rougher. If we cant take two in Chicago, I dont know how this gonna turn around. These games matter. This script looks like a rerun so far. Fingers crossed.

[Orioles Birdwatcher🌹 @FuzzyWarbles]

@PigTownSports The Curse of the Grounds Crew Shed.

[Orioles Birdwatcher🌹 @FuzzyWarbles]

@MacroBombastic @JoyceWhiteVance "worked up about one tweet"....so you arent even defending the tweet, you are just saying normally he isnt THIS batshit crazy...thats your defense for him and this unhinged rage from a wartime POTUS who STARTED this conflict and has no idea how to end it. Arent you exhausted?

[Orioles Birdwatcher🌹 @FuzzyWarbles]

@MAGATruthX @atrupar BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Trump never looks for camera time, just dilligently working like a real leader....is the gobbledygook that just sharted from your keyboard.

RESULTS MATTER MORE THAN PHOTO OPS!

No shit...so why do you huff Trump's farts, he's Captain Photo Op

[Orioles Birdwatcher🌹 @FuzzyWarbles]

@DrDLeh @Orioles Thanks, man. I didnt have a chance to reply, was streaming. Nice debut from Griffin. Kid looks really good.