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@patriottakes I have never willed lightning to strike a particular location more than I do right now.

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@Acyn Dude is probably getting aborted fetal blood infusions

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@the_autopian Eww gross. I want a 1-door (thru the roof).

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@TheWapplehouse Grated spam and the non-moldy portions of a block of colby cheese over open, stale hamburger buns in the broiler was a staple at my house growing up.

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@smod4real This is how the Catholic Church got their first satellite into orbit in 1578.

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@itsJeffTiedrich The Sheriff of Rottinghand

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@TheWapplehouse Get to borrow $250k equipment any time I want

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@KatieLesl Yo

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Wait til we get 3 carrier groups concentrated in the Middle East and Russia or China casually decides it is time to launch a handful of tactical nukes.

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@NeverteIImeodd Like the MFs that Aladdin'd themselves off the landing gear of aircraft departing Afghanistan

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@TheWapplehouse I would get hurt by that machine so much if I had that job

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@CleoLoughlin @SebastianAFP @AnnieLinskey Perhaps he went by American flag cape and eagle

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@TheWapplehouse Looks ready to bust the Griswold Family Christmas

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@TheWapplehouse I can't see your whole message. What is going on?!

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@BrandonWon2020 @RepJackKimble Jenny!

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@sirDukeDevin BeBest

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@TheWapplehouse @Schiefer4 Imagine the dude who chooses like 6" extra girth. Walking around like has a huge crotchal wart.

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@AMAZlNGNATURE A literal 'Rolling Shit Heap'. And I thought that was only vernacular.

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@jkbjournalist Is it possible the increasing likelihood of having your house and possessions swept away by a hurricane plays any role in not wanting to live there?

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@TheWapplehouse To be fair, I wanted them to fight. My money is on Cristina.

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@TheWapplehouse Need to get her and the latina who talks about the orb into a room together