Hᴀɴᴋ Aɴᴅᴇʀsᴏɴ

❝Fᴜᴄᴋ﹐ ᴡʜᴀᴛ’s ᴛʜɪs ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ.❞

[Hᴀɴᴋ Aɴᴅᴇʀsᴏɴ @FxckingAndroids]

“𝐌𝐚𝐲𝐛𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞'𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬. 𝐌𝐚𝐲𝐛𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞.”

𝗹𝗶𝘁 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗱𝗲𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗶𝗽𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗿𝗮𝘆𝗮𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝗛𝗮𝗻𝗸 𝗔𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻. 𝗺𝘃. #𝗱𝗯𝗵𝗿𝗽. 𝗼𝗰’𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗰𝗿𝗼𝘀𝘀𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗹𝘆.

rt?

[Hᴀɴᴋ Aɴᴅᴇʀsᴏɴ @FxckingAndroids]

Fuckin’ androids

[Hᴀɴᴋ Aɴᴅᴇʀsᴏɴ @FxckingAndroids]

Fuck you and a Happy Fucking New Year’s.

[Hᴀɴᴋ Aɴᴅᴇʀsᴏɴ @FxckingAndroids]

*alcoholic burp* fuck you

[Hᴀɴᴋ Aɴᴅᴇʀsᴏɴ @FxckingAndroids]

He’s back from the dead ..again

[Hᴀɴᴋ Aɴᴅᴇʀsᴏɴ @FxckingAndroids]

He looks skeptical, but he slowly nods.

“This place hiring androids now? Huh. Shits changing faster than I realized.”

He then takes a look at his half empty glass of alcohol.

“Keep ‘em coming.”

[Aoi Camui @DaringMechanics]

The man at the table seemed to be surprised of his unexpected appearance.

-My name is Aoi and I am a bartender at this place. Can I serve you more drinks, or perhaps something to eat?

[Hᴀɴᴋ Aɴᴅᴇʀsᴏɴ @FxckingAndroids]

It’s a little treat for all the work I bust out. Unlike you.

What exactly do you do all day, other than find ways to annoy me?

[Hᴀɴᴋ Aɴᴅᴇʀsᴏɴ @FxckingAndroids]

A nap in the evidence room sounds real nice right about now.

[Hᴀɴᴋ Aɴᴅᴇʀsᴏɴ @FxckingAndroids]

He nearly jumped out of his seat from the sudden introduction.

“Jesus Fucking Christ.. Where the fuck did you come from?”

[Aoi Camui @DaringMechanics]

He was about to leave when ye noticed a gray haired man, sitting in the corner , drinking his coffee with what seemed to be an alcohol.

-Good morning, sir-android smiled politely .

[Hᴀɴᴋ Aɴᴅᴇʀsᴏɴ @FxckingAndroids]

@DaringMechanics / I’d love to interact, if you want :)

[Hᴀɴᴋ Aɴᴅᴇʀsᴏɴ @FxckingAndroids]

/ so.. anyone need a Hank?

[Hᴀɴᴋ Aɴᴅᴇʀsᴏɴ @FxckingAndroids]

@TheDeviant800 / Hi!

[Hᴀɴᴋ Aɴᴅᴇʀsᴏɴ @FxckingAndroids]

Why the fuck are all these bots following me?

[Hᴀɴᴋ Aɴᴅᴇʀsᴏɴ @FxckingAndroids]

Freezing my dick off in this weather

[Hᴀɴᴋ Aɴᴅᴇʀsᴏɴ @FxckingAndroids]

“𝐌𝐚𝐲𝐛𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞'𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬. 𝐌𝐚𝐲𝐛𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞.”

𝗹𝗶𝘁 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗱𝗲𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗶𝗽𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗿𝗮𝘆𝗮𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝗛𝗮𝗻𝗸 𝗔𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻. 𝗺𝘃. #𝗱𝗯𝗵𝗿𝗽. 𝗼𝗰’𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗰𝗿𝗼𝘀𝘀𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗹𝘆.

rt?

[Hᴀɴᴋ Aɴᴅᴇʀsᴏɴ @FxckingAndroids]

@coffeetogoreed “But you’d miss my charming demeanor. I ain’t going anywhere until I see your ass demoted or fired.”

[Hᴀɴᴋ Aɴᴅᴇʀsᴏɴ @FxckingAndroids]

Rises like the dead.

“Sup?”

[Hᴀɴᴋ Aɴᴅᴇʀsᴏɴ @FxckingAndroids]

Pours some whiskey into his morning coffee

[Hᴀɴᴋ Aɴᴅᴇʀsᴏɴ @FxckingAndroids]

Drinks and stares grumpily