Good citizen

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[Good citizen @FYL_josh]

All tweets from this account are satire and are for entertainment purposes only. These tweets are not a direct representation of myself, my values, or ethics. All tweets originate from this account originate from my creative team.

[Good citizen @FYL_josh]

Honestly the food hasn’t been tasting good enough for all these recalls. They might have to hit the lab again.

[Good citizen @FYL_josh]

You outta respect Publix’s business model

[Good citizen @FYL_josh]

Someone told me it doesn’t matter hard you work on something you are only judged on what you present

[Good citizen @FYL_josh]

I need help making sense of what she just told me cause ain’t no way

[Good citizen @FYL_josh]

Refusing to accept facts because it disagrees with theory doesn’t change the truth

[Good citizen @FYL_josh]

Why do y’all put beer on ya BBQ when it’s cooking it doesn’t taste good.

[Good citizen @FYL_josh]

Why is bro trying to remind I have a girlfriend instead figuring out why he can’t come up with $30 to get into the club

[saint anthony @saint_AnthonyIV]

I can't wear a durag in public, but they can bring a golden retriever in Whole Foods and say that's their child.

[Good citizen @FYL_josh]

You niggas worried about the wrong thing

[Good citizen @FYL_josh]

Why do all the crash outs keep standing next to me

[Good citizen @FYL_josh]

It’s looking like I might need a ride home

[Good citizen @FYL_josh]

It’s a problem when you have to say idk what the dj is doing

[Good citizen @FYL_josh]

I pretty sure I just saw security smoke crack from a pipe

[Good citizen @FYL_josh]

I got out bedazzled

[Good citizen @FYL_josh]

Good music but no one at a party is a tough combo

[Good citizen @FYL_josh]

Mi can never tell if the party is dead or if I’m just here early

[Good citizen @FYL_josh]

@brooklynchouses you did ya big one with that wagyu my boy

[Good citizen @FYL_josh]

They started hiring some thick shyt at my job good on y’all

[Good citizen @FYL_josh]

I dressed for the wrong type of yte concert

[Good citizen @FYL_josh]

Almost $30 for a burger and fries is crqzy