Alex Haak

I skateboard, fuck yea

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@mikemo Mike Mo in Forecast

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So thankful for my awesome friends who are so busy with school they can only manage to sell ONE pound of weed nightly

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Farts

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He serves the guests first. Damn.

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Rest in peace Caroline. You were the bitchinest aunt anyone could ever ask for

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I have a woman's intuition when bad shits happening.

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We'll get you some new balls

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Not my day. Super Bowl tomorrow. I think there's a football game too

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My lame ass girl friend is mad cause I make her dog happier than her. I hate dogs. This is a bad sign

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Me and the dog want the same thing. For you, the owner, the take care of said dog

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I don't even like the word "snuggle" anymore.

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I have the best friends ever

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News flash, bottom feeders are not top dog. Know your role. No you're roll.

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I got her to make up a story about chillen in an old tour buss earlier. She even made it clear she was lying. But she has to be top dog.

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Even better is how you've never put pepper in your soda. I wonder how outrageous of a lie I can get you to tell about nothing that matters.

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Snow is going to ruin my morning skate to the grocery store.

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Dolly. Our waitress at Denys. Fully hates her life. #55andhatingit #waitress

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When you get a dog you get everything that comes with it. Not my dog. Not my fault. Not my care.

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I wish someone would hold you down and just piss you off for 10 minutes you broke redneck fucking shitbag