Shit Goober Says

Cowboys got lucky, Ortiz is fat, and Kobe was a rapist.

[Shit Goober Says @G00BER96]

Fuck you guys

[Shit Goober Says @G00BER96]

Seriously? Cmon guys

[Shit Goober Says @G00BER96]

I hate carpenters

[Shit Goober Says @G00BER96]

Someone pull the horseshoe out of Edelman's ass

[Shit Goober Says @G00BER96]

Guys take the fucking sweater off the cat

[Shit Goober Says @G00BER96]

Did someone fuck with my toenails last night?

[Nathan Grenier @nathangrenier19]

@G00BER96 this account is actually very accurate

[Shit Goober Says @G00BER96]

Hey pal

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I'm gunna fuckin kill you

[Shit Goober Says @G00BER96]

No you're not sleeping in my apartment

[Shit Goober Says @G00BER96]

Fishbowls anyone?

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Oh come on, are you serious

[Shit Goober Says @G00BER96]

*watches how the grinch stole christmas* I don't care, I just don't believe in Jesus

[Shit Goober Says @G00BER96]

Ginny what's for supper

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Yeah our flag football commissioner sent me a letter, looks like I'm getting drug tested

[Shit Goober Says @G00BER96]

Fuckin james

[Shit Goober Says @G00BER96]

I will end you

[Shit Goober Says @G00BER96]

Fuck off

[Shit Goober Says @G00BER96]

Put the fucking cat down

[Shit Goober Says @G00BER96]

Cmon guys