Perl

[Perl @G0ld3nGURL]

Keep the pipes flowing full of glorious internets.
https://t.co/Vp1ODWHJhA

[Perl @G0ld3nGURL]

Great snacks at the #newfronts ه̒ͨ҈҉҉҉҉҉

[Perl @G0ld3nGURL]

@DoOrDieThetaChi hope you're having a great time in the Canada, Nicky. Send me some pics!

[Perl @G0ld3nGURL]

For all the Chromedomers out there you can use this ext to figure out sites that have been affected by #heartbleed https://t.co/oFgF3NTy3O

[The Tor Project @torproject]

New version of Tor Browser available, https://t.co/JmG886E35O

[Perl @G0ld3nGURL]

THX to my /b/ros for providing this link to test for #heartbleed: http://t.co/ohQcBnNXKe http://t.co/VbP4TAXs6u comes up clean!

[Perl @G0ld3nGURL]

Am I seriously supposed to change ALL of my passwords over this #Heartbleed bullpucky? FML this is going to take a while...

[Perl @G0ld3nGURL]

Pshhh, that's not the cup of a carpenter! Drink out of that and you'll shrivel up worse than my girlfriend, Frieda. http://t.co/9lP0SLZspn

[Perl @G0ld3nGURL]

@DoOrDieThetaChi cut me some slack they were 50% off at the thrift store.

[Perl @G0ld3nGURL]

@DoOrDieThetaChi that's what I like to see, more #sci less #fi

[Perl @G0ld3nGURL]

My eyes are feelin pretty dry, think I need to watch some of those def-people-learning-to-hear videos.

[Perl @G0ld3nGURL]

UPDATE: Still waiting for help on that captcha...

[Perl @G0ld3nGURL]

Just converted the estate to Dogecoin.

[Perl @G0ld3nGURL]

My eyes must be gettin old, would someone be a dear and help me out with this captcha? Promise I'm not a bot.

[Perl @G0ld3nGURL]

“@WIRED: We love that Microsoft gave away the MS-DOS code, but now it needs to start open sourcing everything else http://t.co/nBpr3EaDnq”

[Perl @G0ld3nGURL]

@Devinonymous, honey, is this what you're talking about? I love me some #Cheers, count me in!

[Perl @G0ld3nGURL]

In b4 n00bz. http://t.co/kaPvYvANrP

[Perl @G0ld3nGURL]

Just beautiful. @Pontifex check these out! “@PopSci: These stained glass windows double as solar panels: http://t.co/InDmQZdj7z”

[Perl @G0ld3nGURL]

@Devinonymous just read that you lost your phone. If you are dead please make a house call with #theghostofbettywhite.

[Perl @G0ld3nGURL]

I heard about the car crash at #sxsw @Devinonymous I hope you are okay. Don’t reply if you died.