sans

what, yer expecting some funny dad joke? different sans.

oh yeah, pfp art by sheep.

[sans @G0LDENT00TH_]

didn't take you fer one to leave blue high and dry, ink.

last i checked, you and them were best buds or whateva'.

[Ink! Sans @ParodyProtector]

...Yeaaaaahhhh. S-Sorry buddy, you're on your own.

[sans @G0LDENT00TH_]

see, there's a fine warnin' lime between havin' character and being weird.

those guys ignored the warning label and walked offa cliff.

[the judge. @theboneliest]

* genuinely.

[sans @G0LDENT00TH_]

half of us are a bunch of fuckin' weirdos, ill tell ya what.

[the judge. @theboneliest]

* reaper what the fuck are you doing.

[sans @G0LDENT00TH_]

light work, no reaction.

[mystic ✦ #FELLSWEEP @mystiii_c]

your reckoning is here, lust.
#UTMV #FELLSWEEP

[sans @G0LDENT00TH_]

hey, don't mention that freak. we had t' lock 'em up in the closet since they were freakin' all the paps out.

if we don't mention 'em, blue won't protest over them bein' in 'ere.

[Ink! Sans @ParodyProtector]

Yeah well there's Dr Megalo. Sixbones. Y'know!

[sans @G0LDENT00TH_]

guess ill get offa my lazy ass and go fight horror.

god forbid a skeley wanna lay down.

[ReaperTale!Sans @LikDeathItself]

forget tumblr sexyman polls.
let’s all just kill each other.

[sans @G0LDENT00TH_]

blue, yer sayin' it wrong.

its deltarune.

[The Magnificent Sans! @M4GNIFICENTS4NS]

The Delta Rune? You mean the prophecy in the underground?

[sans @G0LDENT00TH_]

damn fuckin right.

[CornMayor🌽 @CornMayor]

Fell (UnderFell by Fella/Vic) vs Lust (UnderLust by NSFWshamecave)

[sans @G0LDENT00TH_]

forget what everyon' else said, yeah?

they all a bunch of idiots, lemme tell ya

[Sheep 🦴🐑 Sans’ enby wife @SheepDepr_ved]

I have an entire Sans council now. They help me make decisions. Watch this

Guys should I drink orange juice or water

[sans @G0LDENT00TH_]

eh, could be. don't think it is tho.

i mean, "deltarune" sounds nothin' like da other au names.

underfell, underswap. sounds so fuckin' different, right?

[Ink! Sans @ParodyProtector]

Must be a new AU...

[sans @G0LDENT00TH_]

. . . smokin' is still on the table, yeah?

[ReaperTale!Sans @LikDeathItself]

this is why you don’t do drugs, skeletons.

[sans @G0LDENT00TH_]

dat's what i'm sayin'.

mever heard of it in m' life.

[Ink! Sans @ParodyProtector]

Deltarune?... Wuzzat'?

[sans @G0LDENT00TH_]

shows how easy you are to, as the youngin's say, "ragebait".

[Error Sans @_AntiVoid_]

* so?

[sans @G0LDENT00TH_]

heh, funny, ain't it?

you've cursed before i let out a single fuck.

neat.

[Error Sans @_AntiVoid_]

* I am aware that they aren't, and I don't give two shits

[sans @G0LDENT00TH_]

a new lot of us, thats what.

[the judge. @theboneliest]

* took a nap. what'd i miss.

[sans @G0LDENT00TH_]

i ain't lame, i tell ya what.

you, on the other hand? most people aren't exactly fond of yous.

[Error Sans @_AntiVoid_]

* you're surely one to talk bud

[sans @G0LDENT00TH_]

duh

gotta make a statement, ya know?

[sans. @FELLPUNK]

＊ do i have ta go all in?

[sans @G0LDENT00TH_]

good luck bub

[——— murder @red_megalovania]

* are you fucking kidding me

[sans @G0LDENT00TH_]

nah, other me.

you gotta put yer backbone into it

go the full distance, you know?

[sans. @FELLPUNK]

@ParodyProtector ＊hurt yourself

[sans @G0LDENT00TH_]

// biggest lie of the century

[sans. @lazyb0nes97]

// i might or might not be horrible at writing as sans

[sans @G0LDENT00TH_]

i leave all the "kill or be killed" shit t' my bro.

ain't that guy to enforce it, got better things to do.

[Sans. (i will kill elon musk RATE LIMITED) @0RPHANK1LL3R]

* im the only normal one here.

* the one who knows how the world works

* not how you bastardize it.

* kill or be killed.