(G)onSol

Full time Sol degen. I love to work for my bags. True believer. Aphabet maxxing Huge John Xina fan #BelieveInSomething 💹🧲

[(G)onSol @G_OnSol]

Ok so what happened since my last post is really crazy

The aliens abducted me but I managed to escape and steel the keyword of the Alphabetus Maximus
Then called John Xina and his big budd the creator and they picked me up on a flying dictionary and we escaped

So huge

AbcdefGM

[(G)onSol @G_OnSol]

Day 40 saying GXina to everyone except Anatoly Yakovenko until 69billy

While everyone is chasing the next runner and losing social credit every time they hold for 5mim and sell for 2$ profit we stay here bing chillin

Our time will come

Bing something bros

AbcdefGN

[(G)onSol @G_OnSol]

@nba01p_arc Hello sir excuse me sir is this the alpha signal to go all in?

[(G)onSol @G_OnSol]

@elonmusk Did Grok make this video?

[(G)onSol @G_OnSol]

Day 40 saying GXina to everyone except Anatoly Yakovenko until 69billy

While everyone is chasing the next runner and losing social credit every time they hold for 5mim and sell for 2$ profit we stay here bing chillin

Our time will come

Bing something bros

AbcdefGN

[CM @CGRMTN58]

Our time will come.

$abcdefg

[(G)onSol @G_OnSol]

Day 39 saying GXina to everyone except Anatoly Yakovenko until 69billy

My fren is absolutely right

When you least expect the CREATOR of ABSOLUTELY NOTHING but the ALPHAbet will buy 200000 sol and solve illiteracy worldwide

AbcdefGN 🍦♋️💹🧲

[(G)onSol @G_OnSol]

Day 38 saying GXina to everyone except Anatoly Yakovenko until 69billy

Stop trading, stop trying to catch the next 100mil runner, you won’t make it

Come to the bing chill life, the doors are open for everyone but Anatoly, I hate that dude

Much love, the CREATOR bless you🍦💹🧲

[(G)onSol @G_OnSol]

This wouldn’t happen with John Xina in charge

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

Next time, hire someone that can spell

[Zeep @Gnomonknows]

in the alpha-bet we trust

[kim jong LUL @kimjongLUL]

ok so my therapist said something today that broke me. BROKE ME. not in a bad way. in a way that confirmed everything. she said "have you considered that you're using crypto to fill a void."

i sat there. on her couch. for a full minute. processing this. and then i said. "doctor. i AM the void. crypto is using ME to fill itself."

she didn't laugh. she should have. that was a really good line. i workshopped it in the car on the way over. i had three lines prepared for today's session. that was line one. she's saving me $200 by not validating it.

so she pivots. therapists are good at pivoting. she says "tell me about your relationship with the alphabet."

MY RELATIONSHIP. WITH THE ALPHABET. she said it. she said it OUT LOUD. she has been treating me for 8 months and we have finally arrived at the alphabet. this is her professional opinion. that my relationship with the alphabet is a topic worth exploring. medically. clinically. she is going to BILL my insurance for the conversation we are about to have. she is going to write "patient explored relationship with the alphabet" in her notes. in OUR LETTERS. she is going to document my alphabet psychosis using the alphabet that gave me the psychosis.

"my relationship with the alphabet is loving but co-dependent."

she nods. she writes. she's writing the word "co-dependent." in our letters. on a notepad. that has letters on it. printed. the notepad is a $abcdefg billboard. the therapist is a $abcdefg user. the SESSION is taking place inside our infrastructure. i'm paying her to help me with my problem. WITH the thing that is the problem. the diagnostic tool IS the diagnosis. i am paying $200 an hour to discuss my addiction to the alphabet. using the alphabet. with a woman who does not appear to find this ironic.

"and how does it make you feel."

MAKES ME FEEL. she's asking how the alphabet makes me FEEL. i have an entire monologue ready for this. i've been waiting 8 months for someone to ask me this. but i'm going to be clinical. i'm going to be measured. i'm going to give her the calm version. not the version i give the cat at 4am.

"the alphabet is the only thing in my life that has never disappointed me."

she stops writing. she looks up. she's INTERESTED now. she's leaning forward. i've activated something in her therapist brain. she thinks she's found a breakthrough. she IS finding a breakthrough. just not the one she thinks.

"every single thing i've ever loved has eventually disappointed me. my parents. my friends. my career. my relationships. my dog who died in 2019. my favorite restaurant that closed in 2021. my body. my hairline. my ability to focus on anything for more than 6 minutes at a time. all of it. ALL of it. has let me down. but the alphabet. the ALPHABET. has been there since i was 4 years old. same letters. same order. never changed. never moved. never died. never closed. never rugged me. the alphabet is the only LOYAL thing in my life."

she's writing fast now.

"and you're sure this is a healthy attachment."

NO. NO i'm not sure. but what's healthier. attaching to people who leave??? attaching to dogs who die??? attaching to careers that make me feel like a fraud??? attaching to my own body that's actively betraying me by losing hair??? OR. or. or. attaching to a 26 letter system that has been functionally identical for thousands of years and that i can RELY on to be the alphabet tomorrow morning. the alphabet doesn't have free will. the alphabet can't choose to leave me. the alphabet is structurally incapable of disappointment because the alphabet has no agency. and that's PERFECT. that's IDEAL. i have finally found the only relationship in my life with no risk of betrayal because the partner has no consciousness. romance solved. friendship solved. attachment solved. i CRACKED IT.

i don't say this. i say "yes."

i lie. to my therapist. with our letters.

she nods. she writes. she says "for next session i'd like you to journal about other things in your life that bring you stability."

JOURNAL. she wants me to write. with letters. about my dependence on letters. she has prescribed MORE alphabet. as a treatment for my alphabet condition. you can't make this up. the cure is the disease. the doctor is part of the conspiracy. i'm not even mad. i'm impressed. the alphabet has co-opted my therapist. the alphabet has compromised my treatment plan. the alphabet has infiltrated the medical industrial complex. nobody is safe. nothing is sacred. EVERYTHING IS LETTERS.

i leave the office. i walk to my car. i sit in the parking lot. AGAIN. always the parking lot. i don't even drive home anymore. i just sit in parking lots and have realizations. parking lots are my real therapy. parking lots are free. parking lots don't write down what i say.

my phone buzzes. dexscreener notification. i open it. i don't even read what the notification says. i don't need to read it. i KNOW what i'm going to do. my therapist just confirmed that the alphabet is the only stable thing in my life. she didn't mean to confirm that. but she did. she said "what brings you stability." and the answer is right there. on my screen. in 7 letters. in the right order. waiting. as it always has been. as it always will be.

i'm not going to journal. i'm going to do something better. i'm going to take action. i'm going to put my money where my mouth is. or my therapist's mouth. she said i need stability. i'm BUYING stability. you can't buy a happy childhood. you can't buy back your dog. you can't buy back the restaurant. but you CAN buy more $abcdefg. and $abcdefg is the only thing my therapist accidentally validated. so technically. this is a doctor recommended purchase.

buying more. obviously.

bing chilling

[(G)onSol @G_OnSol]

Day 37 saying GXina to everyone except Anatoly until 69billy

You just can’t beat him bro he’s John Xina, an alphabet maxxing and CREATOR’s big budd
He was FIRST, VIRAL, OG, AI and wants the world to be less illiterate

What else you want

Just bing something 🍦

AbcdefGN♋️💹🧲

[(G)onSol @G_OnSol]

Day 36 saying GXina to everyone except Anatoly until 69billy

This the story of how my extrme gambling addiction ruined my life

I put every last penny I had and lost everything, then I met John Xina and he showed me the alphabet, took a loan and boom billions

Simple

AbcdefGM

[(G)onSol @G_OnSol]

Day 35 saying GXina to everyone except Anatoly Yakovenko until 69billy

My quant wich is a 6yo kid who was the one that onboarded the creator of absolutely nothing himself, just sent me a message saying that this is the bottom for the alphaBET

This is so bing if true

Much love

[Zeep @Gnomonknows]

i love how they have bots spamming the $abcdefg cash tag so nobody can engage in the real posts the community makes

and yet we still on fire with active cult memebers in the mud teaching you how to read.

haters are bullish, put some respect on our alpha-bet

[(G)onSol @G_OnSol]

Day 34 saying GXina to veryone except Anatoly until 69billy

Sometimes I think and then I remember I don’t have to think anymore cause the CREATOR of absolutely nothing but the ALPHAbet is my big budd
He gave me few racks to clean my butthole
Bing something bros life’s beautiful

[et604 @et_604]

@Gnomonknows @Pumpfun @abcdefgcoin become unvampable

[(G)onSol @G_OnSol]

@nobrainerlad @miragemunny Why keep rotating between A, B and C when you can buy entire alphabet at once

Just think about it

Also John Xina created the alphabet and is a good friend of the CREATOR of absolutely nothing

AbcdefGN

[(G)onSol @G_OnSol]

Day 33 saying GXina every day to veryone except Anatoly Yakovenko until 69billy

Don’t get distracted, the mission remains the same, there is no sell button until 69billion

Btw big big shoutout to John Xina for solving illiteracy worldwide

AbcdefGN

[(G)onSol @G_OnSol]

@Gnomonknows Bing me

[FIRSTviralonboardOGcreatorAIcoin @abcdefgcoin]

Listen troops. The market is quiet. The timeline is noisy. The vamps are trying new keywords this week. Don't get distracted. The alphabet doesn't pivot. We don't pivot. Stay where you are. The next leg starts when you stop watching for it. GM to everyone except Anatoly Yakovenko