John St. George

If you’re here to read things that I write and post on the internet, you’ve come to the right place.

[John St. George @G_Sizzzle]

@FTFonFS1 @Chris_Broussard @kevinwildes Broussard on the Heat:

- “Their lack of shooting is problematic.”

- goes on to list 3 players who shot 41, 40, and 39 percent from 3pt last season.

A lot of analysts are pushing this take and it’s clear that they just simply did not do proper research.

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

“Well his name was Folarin Balogun, that’s a mouthful isn’t it? And they gave him a red card. Very unfair. Very nasty. So I called up FIFA and I said ‘FIFA you better give us our guy back’ and they did. And they did it so fast it’d make your head spin. But it turns out he’s an anchor baby so we’re gonna deport him after the World Cup. We have to do it.”

[John St. George @G_Sizzzle]

@TheHeatCentral A Gonzalez stat line of 2/2/1 vs. the Heat this season is going to heal my soul in ways I didn’t know I needed

[The r/BillSimmons Podcast @rBillSimmonsPod]

Bill Simmons in the lab cooking up his take on how the Heat made a terrible mistake trading for Giannis and how the Celtics are better off without him even with Jaylen’s name being heavily involved in trade talks

[Underdog @Underdog]

Pat Riley to Brad Stevens

[John St. George @G_Sizzzle]

@fromthe108 Seems like a Sox “influencer” can’t get an interview at barstool so he picks a fight with the cameras rolling to bump his follower numbers.

I’m sure the fifth application will be the winner!

[🅱️🚂 @blakecowellx]

The Raiders to all the new free agents they “signed”

[John St. George @G_Sizzzle]

This is the part of the night where everyone’s doing Super Bowl squares math even then they have no shot whatsoever

[a newsman @a_newsman]

MSNBC is live defending the second amendment and the conservatives on twitter are explaining that the existence of a firearm in an interaction with a federal agent is a justifiable death sentence. I’m beginning to feel like no one actually believes anything

[Holden Culotta @Holden_Culotta]

Tim Dillon: “Everything is a scripted reality show.”

“You’re grabbing people left and right … you then have protests everywhere and you have ICE responding with deadly force.”

“You’re stirring the pot and creating mini civil wars all over the country that people are watching on television.”

“And you’re not going after employers that are employing illegal labor.”

“You’re not going after the big hotel magnates that employ illegal labor.”

“You’re not going after big agricultural firms that do the same thing.”

“If you are using illegal labor to build housing, housing should be cheap, right?”

“Agriculture, there’s a lot of illegal labor used in agriculture.”

“Then the food should be cheap, right?”

“Well, no. The food is the most expensive it’s ever been.”

“What about the houses?”

“They’re the most expensive they’ve ever been.”

“What about staying at hotels and eating out at restaurants?”

“No, that’s more expensive than it’s ever been.”

@TimJDillon

[John St. George @G_Sizzzle]

Hoosiers by a million

[Indiana Things @dailyhoosier]

Indiana's coolest alum? #iufb

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

The Cubs front office after accidentally igniting the greatest comeback in Chicago Bears history by signing Alex Bregman

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Oregon Nazis looking for the
Football Ark of the Covenant

🤝

Getting fucked
up by Indiana

[John St. George @G_Sizzzle]

“I was today years old when…” is simply the lamest phrase society has ever created. The absolute worst.

In the future, movies about this time period are going to have characters saying “I was today years old when…” and a small piece of my soul is going to die every time.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Massie on Epstein Files: If this were a private law firm with 5% of the resources of the DOJ, this would have been done by the deadline. They just missed another deadline to report all of the politicians in their files, and they’re supposed to justify all of their redactions.

The biggest problem isn’t that they’re missing deadlines—it’s what they’re redacting. They’re trying to pretend the Privacy Act overrides a law that explicitly says you can’t withhold records to prevent embarrassment. They’re also citing FOIA standards, which don’t apply to our law. They’re trying to say they don’t have to release internal decisions, but our bill specifically says they must release internal decisions.

[John St. George @G_Sizzzle]

@OmarKelly

[John St. George @G_Sizzzle]

If these sports betting apps knew what was good for them they’d add a “Curt Cignetti gets caught smiling on camera” prop bet

[River Cracraft Fan Club @CracraftFan]

Quinn Ewers rn

[John St. George @G_Sizzzle]

@TomPelissero Any other Dolphins fans catch McDaniel’s favorite word in those evals?