GUC

The type of girl Rico Nasty makes music for. Choose violence, always UCSB '19/SDSU ‘23🇬🇾🇧🇸

[Austine @theereal_one]

she was really feeling him

[JanyNicole (5’9” energy) @JanyNicole]

Moving to NY just so I can say this.
Fucking BARS

[inqilāb @tastefullysaucy]

“will not applaud those who set the world on fire just because they turn up with a bucket.”

[lapsed catholic, squirter, and a Whole Lotta Woman @fionaapplescock]

This is what Jesus woulda done btw not that evangelical going to hell bullshit

[🏋️‍♀️🦛 @himbopottomus]

yes, the best easter tweet has risen!!

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

K!ller: ...and I will k!ll everyone you love

Me: I love you

K!ller:

[Triple Bee Art @BeeArtt]

The realization that you’ve grown past the age of being a ‘promising young person’ and are now just an underachiever is bitter in a way that’s nearly impossible to articulate

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

Of couse your wife can’t cook like your mom. YOU SHOULD! You’re her son. You ate her food your whole life.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Normalize telling boys the stories of what women in the family went through. Boys seem to hear "grandma makes the best tortillas" while daughters hear "grandma was married at 14." Tell the boys the cost of their favorite meals, too.

[05.30x!🇳🇴- #14🏆 @fivethirtyDwun]

“I’m sweating? No, it’s just rain. These fools can’t make me sweat”

[Shomi 🦋 WNC @Shomicita]

Really lovely commentary and the food looks wonderful, but I just can’t eat from a bakery ran by a poopy pants 🤢🙅🏾‍♀️

[g0rebarbie @g0r3barbie]

when i complain about my body but i keep eating

[☔ @Whotfismick]

The age that I'm turning this year sounds kind of serious

[Ms.K @mskmalibu]

i just wanna lose my lil stomach but i can’t stop eating 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

This year has taught me that a good year can also be a hard year. I have held joy and pain in equal measure. The joy hasn't made it less painful & the pain hasn't made it less joyful. It’s the year I learnt what it means to hold all things in a delicate balance.

[Tehran Tadhg @TadhgHickey]

Every single one of these is hilarious

[Khanya_Siluma @SilumaKhanya]

Jim Parsons as Sheldon Cooper and I’m so serious

[g. @GeauxGabrielle]

If the world was a fair place, this young man would be running Vogue instead of a nepo baby with terrible taste

[𖦹 dizzy 𖦹 tvl spoilers @velvetlestat]

sam was born to play lestat