Gabbertforheisman

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My state’s nickname is the Prairie State? Cmon man.

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Grateful Dead day fs

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My PA this morning so freaking hot. 42yo preg mom that didn’t look a day past 27. Went from groggy guy to perky jokester guy real quick. Great start to Friday.

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Talking to my coworker about the skimpy dressed 13yo’s walking around the loop during Lolla. I go “yeah it’s great isn’t it” clearly joking, clearly being sarcastic. Dude goes “no it’s not great”. No coming back from that one at fucking all. Guy now thinks im a freak

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Girls are like “being pregnant is the hardest thing in the world”. Um go watch the odsessy sweetheart

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I love that feeling when you just get a good amt of unexpected bread and for a couple days ur just the man dishing cash w/o care

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@cincybuckeye15 @VinnyClipboard Do u know how to use an iPhone? Ur an idiot joe

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@cincybuckeye15 Omega

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Saw an intern at the office wearing a swatch last week #cmonman

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Damm Spotify just switched up to robbery by juice…. This Hennessy strong af boi 😔

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Listening to live ur life by TI and Rihanna AND IM FEELING DAT SHIT LETS GO TTTTTTTTTTT

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Don’t even remember tweeting this, was still shitcocked. Lost the match so fucking fast😂

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Drank 400 beers last night and about to go play in a tennis match from damn near a thousand dollars. Fuck

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@VinnyClipboard Ahhh

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Mom has me get breakfast this morning and then called me on the way there and says “wait I’ll pay for this, don’t pay” Lady I took ur credit card before I left no shit dummy🤣

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Hungover as shit, housing snails

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I feel so much better after one drink it’s incredible

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Love seeing super hot chicks driving super expensive cars

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I’m so sick of the damn ai. It’s fucking impossible to tell his shits real on the internet. I fail for legitimately every time

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@VinnyClipboard Rt