Gabbert Goat

professional genius

[Gabbert Goat @GABBERTGOAT]

@JoeDavi98945356 No when tf did he ask 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[Gabbert Goat @GABBERTGOAT]

@SBucheleburner hopped on the backup to say u are tubby 😭✌️

[The Nuss Buss 🏹🚌 @CHADHENNEGOAT]

Jalen Hurts is one of the cockiest players in the league, yet he’s treated like a king.

Patrick Mahomes is one of the best dudes in the league, yet he’s deemed the villain?

Make it make sense

[NlCKBOLTON @NICKB0LTON]

If this hit were on Mahomes NFL Twitter would claim it was clean

[Gabbert Goat @GABBERTGOAT]

@SupermanMahomes @CHADHENNEGOAT Ok tough guy

[Gabbert Goat @GABBERTGOAT]

Yessir. Hard working blue collar Americans.

[Gabbert Goat @GABBERTGOAT]

No drama.
No racism.
No harassment.
No pedophilia.
No allegations.

Just the second best account on Twitter.

[Gabbert Goat @GABBERTGOAT]

These two bullets collided which had a chance of one in one billion. Name something more unlikely to happen👇

[Gabbert Goat @GABBERTGOAT]

@McDuffieEnjoyer It would’ve on my old acc 😡

[Gabbert Goat @GABBERTGOAT]

What insurance do I have? State Farm
What shampoo do I use? Head & Shoulders
What ketchup do I eat? Hunts
What shoes do I wear? Adidas

Patrick Mahomes shapes my life. Whatever my king says I do. Thank you Mr Mahomes for making me a better man.

[Gabbert Goat @GABBERTGOAT]

@TheGoatMahomes I 100% believe that players see a lot of chiefs Twitter, just on the for you page alone

[Gabbert Goat @GABBERTGOAT]

Well if you look here, they are actually alright. Although this data could change by September.

[Drew @ChiefsRetard]

We are absolutely screwed next year

[Gabbert Goat @GABBERTGOAT]

@SBucheleburner

[Gabbert Goat @GABBERTGOAT]

Which Twitter user is gambling?

[Gabbert Goat @GABBERTGOAT]

@TheGoatMahomes It was kinda an educated guess lmao, all from watching different shows

[Gabbert Goat @GABBERTGOAT]

In your opinion, is Clyde Edwards-Helaire a Ring of Honor guy?