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Before I do anything I ask myself 'would an idiot do that?' and if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing. -Dwight Schrute

[E l o n M u s k @Gabburrito]

@DocumentingBTC Glad to be able to share what I have found over
@ /www.tesla-get.com\

5000₿TC will be ԍiven aԝay!!

[E l o n M u s k @Gabburrito]

Fuck the police. Seriously. They are trigger happy pigs who only are in that profession because they have pathetic authoritarian issues. 🖕🏿

[E l o n M u s k @Gabburrito]

@TempePolice THE OFFICER WASNT SHOT, TRISTAN WAS SHOT AND KILLED DEAD WITHOUT A TRIAL YOU PIG LOVING FUCKS

[E l o n M u s k @Gabburrito]

If I made a video game it would be all about petting dogs.

[E l o n M u s k @Gabburrito]

Shit so hard it gives you a headache

[E l o n M u s k @Gabburrito]

looks at me like "wtf 😾" and then I realize that this bitch isn't @marisssagiselle and I just put this wine in some random chick's cart 😳

[E l o n M u s k @Gabburrito]

@marisssagiselle And I were in sprouts and I was looking at wine and went back to her cart to put the wine in it and then some bitch

[E l o n M u s k @Gabburrito]

Um like please stop trying to talk to me while I'm taking a shit

[E l o n M u s k @Gabburrito]

@Lady_Stephanie @AzTheBeat Thank you so much! Much love to 101.1 and Lady Stephanie!! 💕💕

[Stephanie L. @Lady_Stephanie]

Sorry for the delay. Congrats to @Gabburrito she's getting hooked up with tix to see snoop just for listening to @AzTheBeat

[E l o n M u s k @Gabburrito]

@Lady_Stephanie babe! My boyfriend and I would both shake our money makers for tickets to the Puff Puff Pass Tour! 🙌🏽😘💕

[E l o n M u s k @Gabburrito]

Are we just going to ignore the fact that this is a real thing

[E l o n M u s k @Gabburrito]

When you know more about hockey than your table full of old white men. 👌🏿

[E l o n M u s k @Gabburrito]

Me: I had to staple my pants because my thighs are too big
My manager: ohh that's why there's a stapler in the bathroom"

[E l o n M u s k @Gabburrito]

"When I see an animal my first instinct is to say hello. When I see a human my first instinct is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away"