My mom has the kids tonight and Catherine and I are going on a date.
Jokingly, I said if she plays her cards right, maybe sheโll get lucky tonight.
To which she replied, โTouch me and die.โ
Marriage is a beautiful journey.
This man is playing fetch with a Beluga Whale. This is INCREDIBLE. โค๏ธ
We honestly don't deserve these Majestic Creatures. ๐ญ
Protect them at all costs.
PLEASE STOP USING PLASTIC
When you need me and you canโt see me
In the middle of the night
Just close your eyes and say a prayer
Itโs okay, boy, I ainโt scared, I wonโt be here
But Iโll always be right there
Even though Iโm leaving I ainโt going nowhere
Iโve been eating a ton more than usual in Italy (duh) and lots of cheese, but Iโm not getting the uncomfortable bloat I normally get in the USA. Is this because everything is fresh and unprocessed? Or is this in my head?