Gabe Affeldt

MN || UW Stevens Point ⚾️ 20’ #WolvesBack

[Gabe Affeldt @GabeAffeldt]

@KDTrey5 What’s wrong with Minnesota? No interest in ring chasing at this stage in your career? Rather secure the bag?

Or maybe you know something the rest of us don’t.. pls advise

[Sleep Deprived Nick @NickLewis37]

Luka Doncic anytime anyone plays defense. #WolvesBack

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

JT Orr is not walking through that door, Nico.

[Gabe Affeldt @GabeAffeldt]

“The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results” - Albert Einstein

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

This is why we can’t defund the DOE

[Taylor Owen @taylorgraysen]

How I wanted my girl to react to the Luka Doncic trade vs reality

[parker hageman @HagemanParker]

hey @vikings i don’t know if you are taking requests but please do this one next week

[Karl-Anthony Towns @KarlTowns]

Minnesota 🫶🏾

[Gabe Affeldt @GabeAffeldt]

Friend 1: “How many girls are you gonna talk to tonight?”

Friends 2-5: “100!”

Reality:

[MLB The Show @MLBTheShow]

Climb to #WorldSeries level in Ranked 9️⃣ and choose between Iván Rodríguez or Nolan Ryan! 📈

Don’t miss out! Live today around noon PT.

#MLBTheShow

[Gabe Affeldt @GabeAffeldt]

@JasonKPargin your last name is way too close to Peregrine (Falcon) to be making this joke

[Robert F. Kennedy Jr @RobertKennedyJr]

Yes there is, Tim. It is called the U.S. Constitution. That is exactly what prevents the government from stifling dissent by labeling something “hate speech” or “misinformation.”

Yes, I understand, some forms of speech are repugnant, such as expressions of racial bigotry. Problem is, the category of hate speech expands to include everything the censors “hate.” As for misinformation, who decides what is true and what is false? The government? In authoritarian countries, yes, the government. That is why freedom of speech lies at the very heart of democracy.

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

Ragans vs. Raygun, Mechanics.
Ragans is on the left.

[JW @JWepp]

Jokic and Westbrook when they both 1 assist away from a triple double

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

KAT called himself the greatest shooting big man of all time and then walked into dirk’s house and couldn’t throw a marble into the grand canyon

[Robert F. Kennedy Jr @RobertKennedyJr]

The Bobby Kennedy video Meta doesn’t want you to see, narrated by Woody Harrelson.

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

Zach Edey gets Javy Baez swinging

[sreeky @sreekyshooter]

Kenny: I love women. I just think they shouldn’t be shooting from our lines.

Barkley: I’ll tell you what I wanna shoot. Homeless people.

Ernie: Let’s just get to our post-game interview.

Shaq (trying to speak Serbian to Jokic): Ni Hao

[Mike Ro 🧀 @nuro_mike]

Cop: Why does your car smell like weed?

Me:

[Bunkie Perkins @BunkiePerkins]

I am deep into “Lamar Jackson, save us from Brittney Mahomes and Taylor Swift” TikTok

[Wolves Lead @TWolvesLead]

Thank you @JazzLead @utahjazz