Gabe

RIP Dad // #trusttheprocess // CSUN Baseball #21

[4 4 4 @SlimSleepr]

We’ll never see anything like this again

[Ole Memes @Ole_Memes]

This guy is on such a generational heater I don’t think prime Michael Jordan could guard him right now

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

I’M SCREAMING

[ClutchPoints @ClutchPoints]

10 years ago today, LeBron James wore this Undertaker shirt, and gave us a classic meme as he and the Cavs trailed 3-1 to the Warriors in the NBA Finals 😎

The rest is history 🏆

[Sickos Committee @SickosCommittee]

Rock Chalk Algeria!

[Ballislife.com @Ballislife]

"What did Klay say?"
10 years ago today, LeBron's laugh & response to Klay saying "I guess his feelings just got hurt"

Next 3 GMS - The 3-1 Comeback👑
41 PTS, 16 REB, 7 AST, 3 BLK
41 PTS, 11 AST, 8 REB, 3 BLK
27 PTS, 11 AST, 11 REB, 3 BLK

[Ballislife.com @Ballislife]

10 years ago today...

[Dr. Craig Wilkie @ciwilkie]

Reporter: are you excited for the World Cup here in Boston?

Scotsman who's been drinking since 5am at airport: oh aye, but the flight ran out of beer halfway over the Atlantic. We have higher hopes for your pubs.

Reporter: & for your team ...

Fan: well let's get to the pub 1st

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

#NewProfilePic

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

The World Cup isn’t real. What do you mean the Mexican and South Korean fans celebrated their victories yesterday by dancing to Gangnam Style?

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

We have a major escalation….the Scots have discovered American 12% Four Loko tall boy cans 🤣….their’s is 8% with no caffeine

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Isiah Thomas on former NBA players holding LeBron out of the top 5 players of all time:

“Guys are jealous, they get envious…. They intentionally ignore the obvious. When you intentionally ignore the obvious it has to come back to jealousy, envy, or straight up BS. This man got every basketball record on the books, if he ain’t in your top 5, you’re full of sh*t”

(via @RunItBackFDTV, h/t @NBA__Courtside)

[Zack @EliteGolfDad]

Golf is cool because one person’s round of their life is a 58 while another person’s is 98 and they both feel exactly the same about it.

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Sir….the Japanese World Cup tourists discovered Texas Roadhouse and are calling it the "best cost-performance steak"

[New Orleans Saints @Saints]

Freddy and friends are real and they are spectacular 👏

[Roberto Haz @tudimebeto]

Los mexicanos invitando al reportero brasileño a tomar tequila, hacen el ritual del shot, le pegan un bigote falso y después le dice a su mamá que está bien JAJAJAJAJA.

México es el mejor anfitrión del mundo.

[JaguarGator9 @JaguarGator9NFL]

As a Waffle House connoisseur, if the dining area of a WaHo is closed, you need to get out of there immediately

[Complex Sports @ComplexSports]

Suni & OG 🔥